video / text: un: didnot

[morns]

( welcome to the outdoors, Avalon Network. to be specific, welcome to the outdoor course at off limits parkour gym, because that's all that's on the screen. no sign of the person behind the username, though the observant among you may realise that's because her phone is attached to her clothes, GoPro style.

and that's the only warning there is that things are about to start moving, as Kate is quite wordless when she starts running, springing up steps and raised walls to gain height, climbing from one end of the course to the other, where she makes the leap and pulls herself onto the rooftops, continuing to move like liquid across the skyline of the city in an increasingly twisty and complex course which eventually leads her back down to ground, just around the corner from off limits. from there, it's a quick jog until she reaches the gym itself — the yellow light of the neon logo bouncing off her top knot as she lifts the camera to speak into it. )

Think you can do this? ( she pushes a loose bit of hair out of her face with an exhale, biting back the urge to just cancel this whole stupid promotional tactic. ) Prove it.

( that's all from this live broadcast, but scroll down, and you'll find a text description explaining the point of this: )

off limits parkour race
date: 2nd February
time: 14:00
cost to enter: 100g
rules: no magic

prizes:
free training sessions at off limits
picnic basket & champagne
locally produced wines
potion assortments
homemade lavender tea

text: detective

[policedefective]

[Guess who has been doing barely anything the past month, in part due to the fact that the people he knew are gone. Normally someone like Akechi would not care at all, but, well, he has to talk about it to some for of audience. Then he can go back to trying to win the hearts of the people (sic)]

For whoever who knew him, Akira Kurusu is gone. In fact...it might have been a while. I couldn't tell you exactly.

[He does, but he won't say that publicly.]

Is it wrong to consider it somewhat amusing irony if you were the only one left behind, so to speak, when your death a possibility in your own world?

One would think that of all the luck, he would have been the one forced to stay here. He was the big hero back home, after all.

I suppose I might need a new place to stay, or at least a companion as to not bore myself with.

[Wow. With an intro like that who wouldn't want him??]

Eleventh: Watch Out For Her (Video; un: Fashiondiva)

[corpsewarblade]

[tw: DR Spoilers/Murder/End of the World Talk]

Heeey Avalon! How is everyone? It's me, your favourite Fashionista, Junko Enoshima! It's been ages, huh?

So I like, totally skipped out on the whole Fae Party thing and... uh... did anyone-...

[Her confidence seemed to waver there, and she couldn't quite muster the courage to talk about the transformation that had befallen her- thankfully, she was able to pivot quickly.]

Anyone wanna let me know how it went? I'm totally curious, was it as much of a shit show as the Trials were? You gotta give me all the gossip, 'kay?

And I know you're all like, anxiously waiting for me to announce the Enoshima Winter Fashion show, but don't worry, that's totally on the horizon, I promise! Just gotta think of something suitably impressive now that I've been here over a year, you know? I can't just half-ass it!

But this is a PSA about something more serious- something that happened back home. See, I managed to stumble onto some info about those guys who killed the dragon at the end of last year. One of them comes from the same place as me and has been hiding out in Avalon since she got here.

( danganronpa spoilers, end of the world and murder talk )

Hope you're all keeping warm out there, back to your regularly scheduled fashion rundown at the usual time tomorrow evening~