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Camelot Officials offer the following information regarding fairy etiquette ahead of our visitation to Elphame this month:

Fairy Etiquette:

• If one offers you a deal, do not take it unless you have bargaining magic.
• Do not give your name to them, but do not lie to them. A nickname, a title, or even phrasing an introduction as "You may call me" to notify them you are not using your true name is fine.
• Be polite while avoiding admitting any fault or debt to them, as they are known to take when they believe they are owed.
• Pack your own food before venturing into Elphame, as fae food has been known to enchant non-fairies at best, and make it impossible to return home at worst.

 

text; un: signorvespa

[prontissimo]

i hate this

the sky has been leaking for DAYs... WEEKS??

it's so cold my eyes are frozen!

i hate this weird white water

i want to go outside...

( un'illustrazione )

[ A photo of a colored pencil drawing is attached... depicting Alberto "(in a blanket)" beside his familiar Carlo and his pet compsognathus Sofia, trapped inside his home "(forever?)," labeled "cold, alone... and fed up!" beneath falling snow — AKA "weird white water??? (every day...!!!)" — outside the window... All of them clearly "very unhappy" — the sheer image of misery itself. ]

SO!
let's trade!!!
anyone who can help me find or make something like this, i'll cook you food or something, whatever, we'll talk......
but as soon as possible,
i need one of THESE:

( un'altra illustrazione )

[ Another image is attached of Alberto wearing what... seems to be a diver's suit? Or something??? Holding a "giant umbrella" in one hand and Sofia on a leash in a harness in the other, Carlo floating above, all "dry, safe, warm, and NOT at home..." There's still plenty of snow white water around them, "but not on Alberto!" Most importantly, though, in this drawing, they're all happy! — as... baffling as it is to anyone else, surely... No thanks, no niceties, just complaints and demands, urgent, desperate, and maybe a little, um, bizarre? Un po. The kid's gone mad with cabin fever, possibly? This is... well... th-this is something. Definitely something. Ahem. ]