WHAT'S UP, NIBLETS AND TATER TOTS!
LET'S PLAY A GAME![ that got everyone's attention, right? hey, it's a cat boy! ]Holy fu—..
fun! Haha...
[ yes, he's editing himself on purpose. ] I actually can't believe I've been here this long and haven't done my own post! Well, here it is! Better late than never, right? Hehe!
Anyway, if you haven't met me I'm Lee Jongdae and this is Sana! Before anyone asks — yes, the cat stuff is real and no, I don't do animal magic. Long story!
[ sana is the very small dog sitting on his lap in something he definitely bought in Celliwig while it was still standing. rip dog fashion. ]I know there's a lot going on right now and a lot of people are pretty depressed about it. I get you, it's a big mood. And it sucks! And it's sad that it happened but...
it happened. And time's hella frozen or whatever, right? So that means living for right now! Stop making excuses about guilt and sh—... whatever!
But I'm sure you're wondering what I meant by a
game, right? WELL. I'll tell you~
Let's play "Never Have I Ever"!
Now, some of you are already gonna know how to play but for everyone who doesn't the rules are real simple! Everyone takes turns saying something they've never done before and everyone who
has done it has to take a drink!
Now you might be thinking, "hey, Jongdae, how come you keep editing yourself live because any other time you say 'fuck' all the time?"
[ it takes him a second to realise what he's done... ] Shit! Ah—...
LISTEN. That doesn't matter! That's me making an effort to make this appropriate for all ages but now I guess we're getting a solid PG-13? It can't be helped.
But! I know some of you out there are gonna be nasty and I'm not saying we all can't have some spicy fun, but
tag your filth and slide into someone's DMs if it's gonna be like that. Try not to leave any lasting trauma on the kids, okay? And don't just tell
me stuff! Talk amongst yourselves! I'm just here as an adorable facilitator~
Oh! I almost forgot the last rule!
Cameras ON!
Anon OFF!
If you aren't brave enough to share it, then don't share it! Or if you're an adult responsibly enjoying a boozy treat then maybe you'll get there eventually? Point is it's like a
mingle so stop being all weird and dodgy and heckin' talk to each other before the world ends!
Speaking of, I'll start!
Never have I ever lived in a world that wasn't potentially gonna end because of some kinda weird, supernatural crap! So, drink up, normies!
[ he's very proud of himself. he thinks this went well. ]That's all for me for now! Have fun, nerds~!
[ a wave, a wink, and a finger heart before he signs off, ending the feed after that. ]
[ ooc; it's exactly as it says on the tin! treat this like a mingle or a meme and feel free to post your own top levels and threadjack each other to your heart's content! ]