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[konpeito_aji]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[There's a pathetic wailing of one returned Demon King as the camera shows nothing but flames!]

Akechi, you traitor! All this over--

[His voice cuts out in a garbled hysterical sound between cries of anguish, the ultimate despair and maniacal laughing.]

[The camera moves from flames; no worries, it's not Honno-Ji or any kind of Buddhist temple (literally how could it be?) and down to our idiot Demon King curled up in a ball on the floor. Oh apparently the flames are just the fireplace? Although having a fireplace going in this weather is a bit much. Maybe it's training for going through the volcano. Or something.]

In my next life... I shall accept... even a lowly dog. This torture is unbearable. [It's... kind of muffled, because he's curled up in a ball, but even so, this much is caught.]

[Cue camera zooming on Mitsuhide Akechi's face. And in his hands, one. Lone. White. Feather.]

[Yeah. That's it. End transmission.]

[ooc: make a note if you want to avoid threadjumps and only talk to one of them or vice versa!]

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[damn_kitsune]

A dog, my lord? I think you are over-exaggerating. Now then...

[Starts tickling Nobu's neck with the feather.]

Take your punishment like a man.

[konpeito_aji]

No!!! Go away!!! [Squirms and flails and tries to kick out without giving an opening to his neck!]

A Shiba inu! I'll be a Shiba inu with an irresistible personality women will naturally gravitate to!!!

[So long as they don't neck torture him you monster!]

[song_princess]

That's why you want one of my feathers....

[A small pause.]

He probably needs more.

[damn_kitsune]

He needed to be punished for interrupting us, my little bird.

[song_princess]

[Please don't remind her! She wanted to crawl under a stump and never come out.]

Should I give you another feather... Darling?

[konpeito_aji]

No!!!!

I just wanted you two to be happy?!

Why are you teaming up like this instead of mating? Quick go make weird fox-bird offspring damn it!

[Clearly helping his case!!!]

[konpeito_aji]

That won't he necessary.

[In a hikikomori ball with a futon wrapped around hum to protect all but his face.]

I'm very sorry I embarrassed you great princess, please forgive this foolish demon king and call off the war of vengeance. I am certain we can share our sneaky - my left hand, your lover, amicably. [He can't bow, he's basically a caterpillar but...]

[foxtouched]

[ Just. Staring... ]

My Lord... I think you may have deserved it.

[damn_kitsune]

Shouting such a crass statement at us was not helping.

[damn_kitsune]

I suppose arming myself with another feather could not hurt.

[damn_kitsune]

I'm afraid I cannot do that, my lord. My beloved nearly fled because of you.

[Thankfully he was able to calm her down before she could swim away in embarrassment.]

[damn_kitsune]

[Have a smirking Mitsuhide]

He very much does.

[song_princess]

[And here she just turns bright red.]

N-N-NO! How crude!

[Yup, she is gonna be rooting for her brand new lover.]

[song_princess]

I will search for the perfect feather for you.

[konpeito_aji]

But she didnt'!

[Quick tactical roll under the kotatsu!!!]

[konpeito_aji]

Why?!?!?

You too Kitsuno?!?!

Ahhhh my life as a human is over. I hope to be of use to a good family that they take good care of me as a dog.

[konpeito_aji]

It totally did. You're together now. And wasting time on me instead of bonding.

[Turtles in the blanket!]

[foxtouched]

Good to see you too, Master Mitsuhide. I see you've my Lord where you want him.

[song_princess]

It is still embarrassing to look at him without thinking of your words, my lord.

[Go and sic the demon king, honey.]

... But I am a princess of nothing. It would be up to Darling to end this 'war' as he was affected by it as well.

Sneaky?

[konpeito_aji]

Which part?

Wanting you to be happy?

Fine I'll give it more finesse.

I seek your longterm welfare as a married couple!

[All the fucking helping.]

[He definitely knows what he's doing.]

[foxtouched]

But my Lord, you wouldn't be a dog. You'd be a beautiful cat, with the most fluffy tail and lots of fur.

And we could rub your belly!

[konpeito_aji]

Good.

[Nobunaga ffs.]

All women are princesses unless they go to extreme lengths to become deadly assassins like Rose. [What a very normal thing to say.]

Akechi would do as you wish, I'm sure.

You don't think he's devious?

Hmmmm perhaps I was hasty in urging him onwards. Has he not been taking good care of you?

[... anyone capable of taking Nobunaga seriously while he has a futon over him like a cocoon deserves an award, truly.]

[konpeito_aji]

I can be a cat. Lounge around all the time. Catch vermin. What kind of cat?

But I'm not coming out from my under my fortress defenses. [Kotatsu and futon blankets, but tummy rubs are good. He can be a cat.]

[damn_kitsune]

Our union was cemented before you shouted that out.

[Don't make him pull the blanket back!]

[konpeito_aji]

[He won't let him! He'll die in here of heat exhaustion first!]

You're wasting time.

Sweep her off her feet, romance her with everything you both wanted to say and do before getting sent away, and erase all memories I even said something you view as unpleasant.

Do you need pointers?

Or help setting something up?