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[inkbled]

( Hey, Avalon! You might remember this face from such hits as "trying to sell you bags in the rain". Though, this time, Rosa is broadcasting from a bedroom, sat cross-legged on a bed with her hair scraped up into a half ponytail, still wearing the day's makeup as she records. )

Okay, so like, I get our job is like, to save the multiverse and stuff. So don't come for me, okay?

( Because what she's about to ask is not nearly of the kind of importance magnitude as a multiversal apocalypse, even Rosa knows that. )

But, like, what's the juiciest gossip this place has? I feel so behind on like, knowing the ins and outs of everyone's lives! And there's no way I can go through all the social media here. TikTok is, like, a full-time job.

So, c'mon! Gimme the stories! Who's dating who? Have there been any weddings? Are there pictures?

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text; un: 7😫H!TA1

[arf]

[ He wasn't going to respond with talking about himself but then she said weddings and his dumbass lost it again. ]

I was going to get married but my fiance disappeared... Text only so you don't have to see a grown man cry...!! ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

[inkbled]

( Oh. Oh no. Oh this is not what she wanted to achieve by asking this. She'll switch to text, partially because he's messaging that way, and partially because it gives her a buffer in replying. )

i'm so sorry! i didn't think about that...
but you must have lots of good memories, right?

( ha ha...help. )

[arf]

Loads of them! Haha but I guess right now even the happy ones make me happy, then sad, it's a total mess!
Sorry I don't have better stuff to say... I've been hanging out with capybaras and watching NuruGe. The capybaras have accepted me into their society.

[ He's not even an animal mage, but both he and capybaras are very friendly with Everyone. ]

[inkbled]

( Okay, there are so many questions she has right now but... )

what's a capybara?

[arf]

They are friend-shaped animals that are actually friends.

text; un: jean

[rustyhonesty]

I'm getting married in July.

[inkbled]

🎉🎉CONGRATULATIONS!🎉🎉
tell me more! like, what's their name? how did you meet? was it here? are you from the same world?

[rustyhonesty]

Her name is Mikasa and she's the most gorgeous and wonderful person ever. We met back in the world we both come from, but we got closer in a world similar to this and started dating there... and then she proposed last year on my birthday.

[inkbled]

that's so cute! that's like, the best birthday present ever, too. i'd love that...

( Not that it'll ever happen for her, but she can dream. )

[rustyhonesty]

It really was. I didn't see it coming at all either, so it was the perfect surprise.

video; un: coffeefiend

[ichoosefight]

Is it really any fun getting relationship gossip about people you don't know anything else about, though?

[inkbled]

( This does not dissuade Rosa in the s l i g h t e s t. )

Sure! It's a great way to get to know people.

( She learned a lot of names at school just through "did you hear who's dating who?!" rumours. )

[ichoosefight]

By... hearing other people talk about them?

[ She was actually suggesting just getting to know the people in question, but now she's confused. ]

[inkbled]

( Rosa-logic makes sense to Rosa and Rosa only, don't worry. )

Yeah! Sometimes people understand others better than themselves, y'know?

( That is absolutely not the same thing, but she seems convinced it works. )

Besides, I didn't say it had to, like, just be about other people! People are telling me about their own lives!

[ichoosefight]

Yeah, you really hit the jackpot there drama-wise.

[ Poor guy. ]

I can't imagine trying to get married in a place like this. Then again, I've never really thought about trying to get married ever.

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[pricklybloom]

If you hear about anything good, let me know. I haven't heard much about anything lately.

[inkbled]

( Well, that's discouraging. )

Hmmm, just about Jean and Mikasa's engagement. I guess that's not new, though.

( she is kind enough not to treat Taichi's loss like gossip, at least. )

[pricklybloom]

[ Amy probably could talk about her own love life, but that's a bit touch and go anyway. ]

Well, how about you? It's been a bit since you got here, right? Anyone out there catch your eye?

[inkbled]

Uh!

( Oh. That's... awkward, okay? )

There's, like, tons of cute people. But, um, they're like... mostly all older than me.

( That's true enough. She's ran into a lot of adults so far. )

[pricklybloom]

Yeah, I suppose that's fair.

[ She's met a few cute people too, but...the species thing is a bit weird for people. ]

I guess things have been pretty slow around here lately.

video; un: stargazer

[leicesters]

I heard from a guy who heard from a guy who heard from his neighbour's cousin that...

Merlin and Morganna? Totally dating. You should ask them yourself if you don't believe me.

[inkbled]

( s q u i n t. She's heard that before but okay Clod convince her. )

Did he, like, say anything else about it?

[leicesters]

Only that they've been spotted together on the castle balconies. If you stake the place out on a sunny day, you might just glimpse them sharing a secret little moment, too.

[inkbled]

Scandalous!

( Hm, this sounds like it needs investigation. )

Okay! We should, like, find proof of this, right?

( You're coming on a stakeout if you're not careful, Claude. )

[leicesters]

I'll send my familiar. If she spots anything juicy, I'll let you know.

[Which is a blatant lie, he's not going to bother his poor wyvern for that, but whatever keeps her happy.]