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[inkbled]

( Hey, Avalon! You might remember this face from such hits as "trying to sell you bags in the rain". Though, this time, Rosa is broadcasting from a bedroom, sat cross-legged on a bed with her hair scraped up into a half ponytail, still wearing the day's makeup as she records. )

Okay, so like, I get our job is like, to save the multiverse and stuff. So don't come for me, okay?

( Because what she's about to ask is not nearly of the kind of importance magnitude as a multiversal apocalypse, even Rosa knows that. )

But, like, what's the juiciest gossip this place has? I feel so behind on like, knowing the ins and outs of everyone's lives! And there's no way I can go through all the social media here. TikTok is, like, a full-time job.

So, c'mon! Gimme the stories! Who's dating who? Have there been any weddings? Are there pictures?

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[ichoosefight]

Honestly, you get used to crazy nonsense after a while. A giant space monster ate the sun once. How does that work? Who knows. All I know is that it was crazy cold.

[inkbled]

( ......

Oh she's gonna have such a headache and it's all this conversation's fault. )

Wh...at?

( How does so much happen in your world, ma'am? )

[ichoosefight]

I'd tell you about the mind-controlling starfish from outer space, but that was before I was born.

[ She's actually starting to really enjoy these sorts of explanations. ]

But I was there when all those superheroes turned into evil zombies. Half of them weren't even dead.

[inkbled]

( Holy crap. Uh, maybe she's glad her life is just trying to help her family pay bills, being immortal and dodging kidnapping attempts? )

Um, not that I, like, think you're lying, but like... That's a lot. This place is beginning to look normal, now.

[ichoosefight]

Right?

[ She's right there with you, Rose. ]

I mean, it's always weird. But you do get used to it.