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( Hey, Avalon! You might remember this face from such hits as "trying to sell you bags in the rain". Though, this time, Rosa is broadcasting from a bedroom, sat cross-legged on a bed with her hair scraped up into a half ponytail, still wearing the day's makeup as she records. )

Okay, so like, I get our job is like, to save the multiverse and stuff. So don't come for me, okay?

( Because what she's about to ask is not nearly of the kind of importance magnitude as a multiversal apocalypse, even Rosa knows that. )

But, like, what's the juiciest gossip this place has? I feel so behind on like, knowing the ins and outs of everyone's lives! And there's no way I can go through all the social media here. TikTok is, like, a full-time job.

So, c'mon! Gimme the stories! Who's dating who? Have there been any weddings? Are there pictures?

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[arf]

It was a lot of hard work though. It's not like quests are like, go door-to-door selling cookies!

Which I guess could be hard work here... door-to-door trying to sell to fairies without a bargainer would be scary... I like my organs.

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( It's not that part she doubts. It's that it's possible at all, tbh. )

yeah... fairies sound pretty powerful. i hope i don't run into one.

[arf]

They're not all bad! The brownies look like little old men, but if I summon them they'll clean the whole house for cake! And the theater!

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that's how my mom gets me to do it, too! ...but i don't look like a little old man. i don't think.

[arf]

You don't! You're super super cute!

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( Honestly, she didn't think so, but the ego boost is always nice! )

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