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[emet_sulk]

[ Sometime during the month, an image is uploaded (the infamous LONG BREAD), accompanied by the following caption: ]

Assist me in proving a point to my unrepentant friend: this is not how one slices bread.

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[emet_sulk]

No friends of your own here then, I take it?

[betweentheseconds]

None. I've but one true friend, and fate has yet to see fit to bringing them here.

[emet_sulk]

I wonder if they are part of the doom supposedly threatening our respective worlds if they have yet to make an appearance. I feel as though 'tis only a matter of time before all the rest of the annoying do-gooders make their appearances from mine.

[betweentheseconds]

That you describe people from your world as 'annoying do-gooders' speaks volumes about your personality and perspective.

I suppose my friend could be considered one of those. If any of this is their fault, I would be sincerely surprised, presuming we've not been lied to.

[emet_sulk]

'Tis the nature of good people to fight a terrible fate, is it not? And 'tis the nature of bad ones to bring it about.

But sometimes fate has other plans and allows calamity to befall even good people. I pray your friend is unharmed.

[betweentheseconds]

I suppose.

I pray that you make peace with your friend's poor choices in bread-cutting.