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[emet_sulk]

[ Sometime during the month, an image is uploaded (the infamous LONG BREAD), accompanied by the following caption: ]

Assist me in proving a point to my unrepentant friend: this is not how one slices bread.

Comments

[corpsewarblade]

What, like, see how many of the things he can get through before he barfs? Hey if you're gonna do that you gotta at least tape it so we can laugh at it right?

Oh, the name's Junko by the way. Junko Enoshima.

Think this is up there in weirdest first conversations I've had with someone.

[emet_sulk]

[ He smirks to himself as he replies. ]

Precisely.

You may call me Emet-Selch. My foolish friend goes by Hythlodaeus. I wish I could say I have never had such conversations before, but 'twould be a lie.

[corpsewarblade]

Nice to meet you Emet-Selch! :)

So is Hythlodaeus usually the one dragging you into weird talks like this?

[emet_sulk]

Not 'usually'. Always. One cannot even have a civil debate with him without it turning into some nonsensical discussion over a topic unrelated to the original point.

[corpsewarblade]

Ergh, I know the sort... so frustrating.

Anyway, I'll let you get back to planning your roll-cake revenge! Don't forget to film it if it goes hilariously badly, k?

[emet_sulk]

Of course. I would never miss a chance to humiliate my mischievous friend.

'Twas a pleasure speaking with you, Junko Enoshima.

[corpsewarblade]

Yeah, you too! See you around Emet-Selch!