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[emet_sulk]

[ Sometime during the month, an image is uploaded (the infamous LONG BREAD), accompanied by the following caption: ]

Assist me in proving a point to my unrepentant friend: this is not how one slices bread.

Comments

[disasdeer]

This bread is perfect for along sandwich.

[ He's being petulant and specific. ]

[emet_sulk]

[ Petulant but not wrong. Irritatingly enough. ]

That may be, but 'twould be impractical, if not impossible, to eat comfortably.

[disasdeer]

I guess it depends on how big someone's mouth is.

Maybe they're sending you a message.

[emet_sulk]

[ Excuse him for a moment. His brain went off in completely the wrong direction there. ]

...'Tis rather late for them to be suggesting that my mouth cannot fit such an ample amount of bread.

[disasdeer]

...I think the suggestion is that it can.

[emet_sulk]

[ Processing... Processing... ]

I believe I need to have another stern talk with my friend.