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[emet_sulk]

[ Sometime during the month, an image is uploaded (the infamous LONG BREAD), accompanied by the following caption: ]

Assist me in proving a point to my unrepentant friend: this is not how one slices bread.

Comments

[lucere]

...Shall I remind you that I command not only the strength to slice through bread but also men and beast alike.

[birdflipping]

Watch out, we've got a badass over here!

[lucere]

So says the child who can't slice bread evenly.

[birdflipping]

Looks even to me. Don't tell me your eyesight is giving up too?

[lucere]

My eyesight is just fine, thank you. I'm just impressed by your lack of common sense when it comes to such mundane topics.

[birdflipping]

But it is common sense where I'm from! It's all a matter of perspective.

Maybe the real problem is that you're just close-minded in your old age.