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[emet_sulk]

[ Sometime during the month, an image is uploaded (the infamous LONG BREAD), accompanied by the following caption: ]

Assist me in proving a point to my unrepentant friend: this is not how one slices bread.

Comments

[morns]

( that's a barm cake, heathen! roll it like a swiss roll. )

should have cut it yourself then. don't bitch about what you get given.

( ok mum )

[emet_sulk]

Fine. Would you like to adopt him as your room-mate then?

[ She'll change her tune if she has to experience this trolling for herself. ]

[morns]

don't have the room for anyone else.

[emet_sulk]

A pity. He would liven up your dwelling considerably.

[ Hyth is a piece of furniture now apparently. ]

[morns]

( so would a wall hanging. )

wouldn't want to deprive you.

I didn't get an email notif for this I'm so sorry

[emet_sulk]

No? But you seem well-equipped to handle his brand of nonsense.

email notifs are a roulette in this decade is2fg

[morns]

nice try.

( you made your bed, dude. )

[emet_sulk]

[ Well, this is disappointing. Unsurprising but disappointing. ]

I had to make a passing attempt.

Woe is me, for I shall have to suffer the slings and arrows of his verbiage.

[morns]

( you what now. )

sure.