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[emet_sulk]

[ Sometime during the month, an image is uploaded (the infamous LONG BREAD), accompanied by the following caption: ]

Assist me in proving a point to my unrepentant friend: this is not how one slices bread.

Comments

[emet_sulk]

[ What the fuck is that, Hyth.

...

You know what, nevermind. He's chucking a pillow at you. STOP THAT. ]

[weenwoon]

[He dodges the pillow IRL, laughing. The next reply is just a string of varying amounts of every heart emoji he could find. What, are you embarrassed?]

[emet_sulk]

[ He pointedly does not respond to the hearts. Or to Hythlodaeus' laughter for that matter. Hmph! ]

[takoyakitori]

[He might not see the pillow throwing but he sees the weird gif, and the hearts. Ah.]

That must be him.
He's... energetic.

[emet_sulk]

Quite energetic, yes. I don't know where he finds the energy.

[ Maybe from sucking it all out of his friend. I.e. him. ]

[takoyakitori]

Sometimes friends are just like that. But it's nice too, a lot of the time, to know that they care.

[You are very lucky to have a bright energetic friend here with you, internet stranger.]

[emet_sulk]

I don't know that I would call it 'care'. I feel as though every new white hair I earn is from their antics.

[takoyakitori]

But aren't you happy that they're with you?

[emet_sulk]

...More than I can possibly express with words.