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[emet_sulk]

[ Sometime during the month, an image is uploaded (the infamous LONG BREAD), accompanied by the following caption: ]

Assist me in proving a point to my unrepentant friend: this is not how one slices bread.

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[weenwoon]

I thought a new concept to review would cheer you up.

[emet_sulk]

This is not a new concept. This is an affront to sliced bread.

[weenwoon]

I resent your attempts to dismiss my creation by purposefully judging it by the wrong criterion. 'Tis not meant to be aesthetically pleasing, but to serve as a basis for a sandwich we may all share.

[emet_sulk]

And how, exactly, are we supposed to share this, Hythlodaeus? The middle would fall out before one could lift it and take a bite.

[weenwoon]

Grilled cheese.

[emet_sulk]

[ Hey Hyth, he's just giving you this look over the top of his phone right now. ]

[weenwoon]

[Winky emote, but in real life. They've certainly embraced the millennial lifestyle of texting each other while in the same room!]

[emet_sulk]

[ The glare intensifies before he types his response. ]

If you can grill cheese upon that ridiculous slice of bread and not have it fall apart when you pick up both ends, I will concede the point to you.

[weenwoon]

[Meanwhile, he's as smug as ever.]

Now that sounds like a job for an alchemist to me. Or mayhap a user of elemental magic.

[So how do you tag people in AOL because get over here Regis]

[emet_sulk]

Don't be ridiculous. That isn't how alchemy works here, or even in our own world.

Use an oven.