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[ichoosefight]

[ Steph has set up this PSA perfectly framed so that everyone can see the exasperated expression on her face. Not angry, thankfully that whole ordeal is over, but deeply unimpressed by her fellow interdimensional travellers. ]

I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone of Murphy's Law.

You may not call it that. You may not know it exists. But I promise you, it holds true for every culture, in every time period, in every universe:

Anything that can go wrong, will.

Does it seem like a bad idea? It is. Is there a chance it'll blow up in your face? It will, and probably everyone else's face too. Is it going to make strangers mad at you? Don't do it.

[ She looks the camera dead in the eye, glaring as though she can stop people from being stupid by sheer force of will. She will damn well try regardless.

There's a pause while she hopes that sinks in. ]

Also, this may be an unpopular opinion, but I'm sharing it anyway:

Necromancy is never the answer.


That's all. I'm out.

Comments

[ichoosefight]

excuse u I am always awesome

[ This is a stone cold lie, but the fight's all kind of a blur anyway. ]

[owarifool]

yeah, but this is a different flavor!

[ichoosefight]

is the flavor blood


sadly nobody thought to record it, so if you want to see it again you're gonna have to work pretty hard to piss me off.

[owarifool]

i could manage that, but a lot of ppl, u included, have me on a pretty short leash, here.

[ichoosefight]

[ She has his leash? Good to know. ]

don't feel too bad. the only time I've ever been that angry was with a psychopath who got off on inflicting pain. not really something to strive for

[owarifool]

i mean i could always fully lose myself and go full True Demon King.

[ But... he has a lot of reasons, ones that don't even have anything to do with those holding that leash, as to why he'd rather not. ]

[ichoosefight]

you could. and I'm sure I'd be upset. but I don't think you'd do any of the things that might really set me off.

actually I think even if you were really actively trying to make me hate you there are lines you wouldn't cross. maybe that says more about me than it does about you, but I just don't see it happening.

[owarifool]

six of one, half a dozen of the other.

though in all honesty i'm. glad.

that you have that kind of faith in my ability to not be the worst.

[ichoosefight]

I like to think I have enough experience that I'd know The Worst when I see it.

I also have faith that you're too smart to do stuff nobody benefits from.

unless the 'benefit' is self-destruction. that's about where my faith ends

[owarifool]

oof. cut right to the quick, huh?

well the good news is part of that is behind me now. me and monika talked.

[ichoosefight]

I heard! I'm happy for you both. now the goal is to not to be an ass again ;)

[owarifool]

no promises i'll never be an asshole again.

but i'm not gonna be breaking maidenly hearts if i can help it.

[ichoosefight]

in the end, that's all you can really ask of a person.