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[policedefective]

[So does anyone remember the 'poor guy' who got 'stabbed' and 'died' earlier this month? Probably not Of course you do.

Here he is, clearly not dead (to the surprise of no one), but there seems to be some...ketchup on his elbow? Except the tissue appears to be torn as well, and oh no...that's DEFINITELY not ketchup this time. Also he's grinning, but looks completely unhinged. Half of the said arm also seems to have what looks like porcupine quills on them, piercing his clothing.]

It seems our patron DISLIKED our little bit of THEATRE. They ATTEMPTED to send someone to stab me. During a siege, no less. Especially when I was TRYING TO HELP!

[Wow it sounds like Akechi for those who know him, but he's breathing sporadically as he's talking.]

Except, shall I explain how it was a monumental fucking waste of time to try?

[Wow big words Akechi, there might be kids watching! Well it's about to get worse.]

I might have a little bit of a nick, but that's NOTHING compared to what my GOOD FRIEND now has?

[ [And he pans the camera to showcase the poor sap who was asked to stab him. There is an entire knife that pierces his hand, a few quills stick on his arm and he is clearly in pain.] ]

Ahh yes, is this where I go hashtag Stabbing? Loser? Knife? I do hope whoever created this request is watching because I believe that if you have ANY sort of sportsmanship, this does mean that we are owed the money. Unless you want me to get his other hand?

[There's a yelp from the man.]

Shut up! It's not even your dominant hand. You should be happy. In fact I'm surprised you haven't left yet before I change my mind.

[He doesn't need to be told twice.]

Does ANYONE ELSE want to take a turn at TRYING to STAB ME? [He looks at the camera like he wants to attack it too.] Cause I feel like I COULD TAKE ALL OF YOU ON at this point!

[And he starts laughing. And doesn't stop. It seems someone's been affected by the fighting and maybe a little healing would be useful to bring him back to 'normal'. Or, you could try to talk him down?]

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[policedefective]

It was PURELY self-defence. I didn't attack him on sight!

[Wow.]

[facebite]

so? you werent supposed to actually stab anyone dumbass!!!

stop gloating and get the hell out of there

voice: UN: Akechi

[policedefective]

[He switches to voice because what is typing when you're under an effect, really.]

Oh, but I haven't felt this ALIVE in over a year! It's not like he can really try to attack me again, right?!

[At least the other dude is getting out of there by now. But it seems Akechi is not "normal?"]

voice; un: RUDEBUSTER

[facebite]

[The switch suits her just fine.]

Move your ass before I get over there and drag you away myself.

[okay so she has no idea where he is... but she's going to look, dammit.]

[policedefective]

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!!!

[You better believe he's so stuck in his curse he is sending her exactly where he is.]

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[facebite]

[What an idiot. She doesn't know he's cursed yet, but something still doesn't seem right, and with all the fighting going on in the city, it isn't right to just leave him to do whatever he wants.

So she heads to the location he sends her, her axe slung over one shoulder. She doesn't want a fight, but she's also smart enough to know to expect one, so she calls over to him when she spots him.]

Hey.

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[policedefective]

[There has to be something wrong with him, after all, if he's mostly ignoring the battle in the city and just picking a fight with everyone.

Right?

Right?!

It seems to have affected his magic too, unable to truly concentrate enough to transform properly, he now looks half insane man, half crow with black feathers covering many parts of his body. In his hand, a sword that looks more like a gigantic red and black butter knife, but large enough to be wielded in his left hand.]

I can't believe you showed up.

[He laughs again like his video feed, unhinged.]

I've been wanting a good fight for months...now everything seems like they should just be sliced right open!

[facebite]

[If he didn't look crazy, Susie would think his look was actually pretty badass. As is, she swings her axe down and holds it into a fighting stance.]

Oh yeah? Then get the hell over here and try it, dumbass.

[She might be worried about him, but she also loves a good fight, so part of her is already enjoying this.]

[policedefective]

Bringing an axe to the fight won't save you!

[He doesn't waste time after that, running over to her with such speed it was almost like he was flying on the ground. Their weapons clash together and it seems like whatever is affecting him has removed any hesitation he might have had about fighting.

If Akechi wasn't affected, he might almost find it ironic, considering his own older powers. Maybe that's why he wasn't completely gone like some others.]

[facebite]

Just watch! I'll kick your feathery ass then pluck it like a chicken!

[Their weapons clash, and she grins, showing huge rows of fangs. She tries to use her larger bulk to shove him back and off balance, then to swing her axe forward.]

[policedefective]

[This is like throwing gasoline into Akechi's war-fueled fire. It is, however, almost a good thing because it may help Susie get an edge on him to at least try to tire him or use a power on him since his own mind isn't really thinking about what HE could be doing apart from fighting.

He caws (please tell him about this later) at her like an angry bird before being pushed back, but stupidly just trying to ram back into her.]

I'm not a chicken! I'll never be a chicken!

[She's struck a nerve.]

[facebite]

Haha! You even squawk like a chicken!

[She has size and brute force over him if nothing else, but provoking him seems to be making him reckless too. When their weapons clash again, she lets go of her axe with one hand and drives her elbow down into his shoulder.

If he was going to go wild, who said she couldn't fight dirty herself?]