video; un: mogget (post-Wild Hunt event)

[themogget]

[Maybe it was a twitch of his paw that turned it on, or a flick of his tail, or maybe he said something in his sleep to trigger it, but the potentially battle-weary inhabitants of Avalon will be able to bear witness to the absolutely adorable sight of a white, fluffy cat, sound asleep.

The screen is too close to him to really make out where he is, but he's definitely asleep.

At least, for a couple of minutes, until a small noise stirs him and one vivid green eye cracks open to fix on the device beside his head.]

Hmm.

[Says the cat, and the sound comes out like a purr.]

I suppose that little blinking light means something.

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[fireandhoney]

I didn't know we had Alfiq in Avalon.

[themogget]

[The cat stares for a moment. Yawns.]

I don't see how that has anything to do with me.

[fireandhoney]

You are a Khajiit, aren't you?

[themogget]

I've been called a lot of things before, but never one of those.

[Novel experiences are always to be savoured when you've been around as long as someone like Mogget.]

No, I am not a 'Khajiit'.

[fireandhoney]

Oh.

[And here he thought there was another from his own world here at last.]

Well, it's just that my world has cat people called Khajiit, and the ones who look like you are known as Alfiq. But, I guess there are multiple worlds out there with talking cats.

[themogget]

That just goes to show you should never assume anything.

[But ah well, he's awake now, so he straightens up and tucks his paws under his chest.]

Where I come from does not have talking cats. I appear as one, but I am not entirely a cat.

[fireandhoney]

True enough.

You're not entirely a cat? So you're, what, a dragon using a glamour spell?

[themogget]

[He gives Finn a long, steady, unblinking look.]

No. What I am is none of your concern, save that I am not a cat.

[fireandhoney]

Call me curious is all.

[themogget]

Your parents must have been interesting people to give you a name like that.

[fireandhoney]

Oh, you're funny, Sir Floof.

[themogget]

Well... [The word elongates out into a yawn as Mogget shows off his sharp teeth.]

I suppose that one of us has to be, and it isn't you.

[fireandhoney]

Low blow, furrface, low blow.

[themogget]

Oh, you're truly dazzling me with your wit right now.

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[admiralchiss]

Yes, that blinking light means that your communication device is on and you are broadcasting to all.

[themogget]

Hmm. Imagine that.

[He doesn't seem terribly bothered by the idea. In fact, he's used the device to communicate to Avalon at large before now.]

I suppose I hit it in my sleep. How bothersome.

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[absentconstellation]

You seem well.

[themogget]

As well as one might be under the circumstances.

[absentconstellation]

Which circumstances might those be? You must forgive me if I find it hard to believe you took part in the fighting.

[themogget]

Why would you make an assumption like that?

[absentconstellation]

Because fighting larger creatures is bothersome.

[themogget]

Yes, it certainly is.

[absentconstellation]

Did you take part in the fighting, then?

[themogget]

In a manner of speaking.

[absentconstellation]

You appear no worse for wear.

[themogget]

A good many troubles can be solved with a nap.

[absentconstellation]

Very wise. One might think you were a cat from birth.

[themogget]

I have been in the shape of one for long enough to pick up a great many habits.

[absentconstellation]

Perhaps more should be made to live in this shape. It does seem to improve a person.

[themogget]

How presumptuous.

[absentconstellation]

Indeed.

[ He is a cat... ]

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[facebite]

[oh... hes cute. but she's not replying because she has a soft spot for white fluffy bois, nope.]

Didn't anyone show you how these phones work?

[themogget]

Show me? Of course. I've used it before.

[Not that he uses it often. This is the first time in... a while, actually.]

I ought to make sure I can't activate it so easily while I'm napping.

[facebite]

If it's too hard to figure out, just shove it under a damn pillow.

[themogget]

It would be a fine and convenient thing if people left pillows out on their sunny windowsills for me to sleep on.