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Jane Porter ([personal profile] cantgetanyworse) wrote in [community profile] avalononline2022-02-21 10:43 am

video; un: j.porter

[Jane appears to be sitting in the middle of the woods. It's raining, though not terribly hard, and she doesn't appear too bothered by it as she shelters under a tree with an irritated-looking bird fluffed up on her shoulder.]

I've been thinking about something... and indulge me, because sitting out here waiting for the rain to stop is terribly dull.

[She doesn't use the network too often and rarely for a casual query, but she is bored.]

There are a good many people here from other worlds, yet I often notice that most seem to be... hmm, heroes of some kind, I suppose? Or people who were already powerful in magical ways, or people of high political influence. Some are gods, even. [A little shrug follows this, and she hums thoughtfully.]

So I wondered, then, just how many are not. How many were pulled into this from perfectly ordinary lives where nothing magical or horribly dangerous really happened to them, and they were certainly never anticipating having to halt some multiverse-ending calamity.

[A fat raindrop hits the top of her head and she flinches, looking up and then shuffling further back against the tree.] I'm sure I'm not the only one who often wonders which capricious higher power thought they had the skill set for this.
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[personal profile] hitokiri 2022-02-21 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
i had a good reason! and i was FINE. fur and whatever u know
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[personal profile] hitokiri 2022-02-21 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT AINT WHAT I SAID
ANYWAY DIDNT U ASK A WHOLE OTHER QUESTION
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[personal profile] hitokiri 2022-02-21 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
cuz its dumb cuz thats how people get sick and shit
thats all
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[personal profile] hitokiri 2022-02-22 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
u people keep assumin and dunno what ur talkin about
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[personal profile] hitokiri 2022-02-28 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
that aint true
im like an iron wall a bear trap

my birthday gift was very nice

wait

why u tellin everyone it was my birthday shh
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[personal profile] hitokiri 2022-03-03 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
well it
really dont
BUT THEN PEOPLE WANNA CELEBRATE SHIT LIKE THAT