un: 7😆H!TA1 | voice + clicker spells

[arf]

Hi everyone! It's come to my attention that I'm.. not very good at technomancy, heh! But I've been practicing, and now I want your help to help me figure out if it worked or not! All you have to do is click the little game below and you should get whatever spell is hiding under the surprise cast on you, even from a distance! Pretty cool huh? I've got awesome spells like instant small healing spells, anti-badpoo spell, eggs, defense buffs, dry spell, and more! I told the phone to definitely only release the first spell you click on, so it's kinda like a game, right? Good luck!




Let me know how it works out or if you have any cool tricks!

Taichi Nanao of Kaika Theater, out!

Comments

video; un: jean

[rustyhonesty]

[Jean, even if skeptical about it, chose the third spell on the third row and... nothing happened.]

Nothing happened for me.

[He did feel something, but he's not sure what it was. At least it wasn't an anti-badpoo spell.]

[arf]

There are two kinds of spells that might happen with! The anti-badpoo spell will cure your tummy aches and make it so you stop having bad poos.

[ It's instant loperamide, but Taichi doesn't know how to say it. ]

So if you didn't have any, then nothing would happen I think? And then the other one will happen overnight!

voice | un: octavinelle

[dottedline]

--eggs?

[What.]

[arf]

Yeah, it's this cool spell I got from the Elphame Traders! Did you get that one?

voice; un: 10hyodo

[yankiisuwari]

[ Not having Omi's cooking leaves one's GI tract at the mercy of all kinds of processed foods. Especially desserts of course, maybe even a half bag of sugar-free gummies... but who can even say loperamide in this house. ]

Guess I feel better 'n this morning.

[ Working at the mad scientist restaurant hasn't made Juza that much better a research assistant. ]

[arf]

Juza..! I'll cast it on you any time!

[ He doesn't even know which spell Juza got cast, since most of them should make you feel better. (And free breakfast would make Taichi feel better?) ]

Voice; un: smoking_bomb

[bakudan_bambino]

Oh! I feel better! Thank you!

[He didn’t have to poo, but his stomach is usually hurting, so this is nice. What a pleasant surprise!]

[arf]

[ It's the magic equivalent of a good yogurt!! ]

Hehe, you're welcome! I'm getting pretty good at this!

video; un: saxitup

[saxsongs]

I clicked on one and now my plans for a shower have been delayed.

[You don't take a shower with an invisible umbrella...]

[arf]

It only works from above, so you can still take a bath, Ren-san!

text; un: no.9

[groundzeroes]

[Rei didn't know who Taichi was the last time they interacted online, but by now he's made the connection between the username and one of Izumi-chan's little gremlins. This could not be funnier, honestly. Small world!

Rei decides to harass him just a little bit. For funsies.]

you already saw my cool trick once w

[arf]

[ Taichi screams in real life before he responds ]

〣( ºΔº )〣
Don't send me any more curses! HIIIYA!

[ LITERALLY HE SENDS THE EGG SPELL TO REI AS A FORM OF USELESS ATTACK HE'S A HEALER WHAT DO YOU WANT THIS IS THE CLOSEST HE'S GOT WITHOUT WRECKING A COMPUTER and that would be rude ]

voice | un: Sakyo-Furuichi

[revile]

What's the point of having a magic cure for diarrhea when they already make medicine for that?

Work on your variety.

[arf]

It's instant! You eat bad shellfish? Don't go to the hospital, use the anti-badpoo spell. I have other healing spells though, I just didn't want to use them all up! I've even got one I'm working on that replenishes the moisture in your skin so that A-chan won't be mad at us for forgetting to moisturize because traveling dimensions probably isn't good for your skin. But do you know how much energy it takes to put all of these online? I only did super easy ones or else I'd be passed out already.

Video / un; Chasseur

[resistetmords]

[You know, she thought this was a prank at first. But after opening one... well....]

....Do you mind if I stay at your place tonight?

[She's smiling sweetly... too sweetly.]

[arf]

Eh?! Definitely not! You're like, super cute, but I'm taken!

text; un: fireprince

[rediscovering]

EGG?

[ That's not revealing whether or not he clicked one that cast "egg" or just asking about the mere mention of it...

...but for the record, he totally clicked one that cast "egg." And he's not gonna be happy about it, Taichi. ]

[arf]

🥚!

voice | un: tsum.tsuki

[tsumtsuki]

[ Just... click on one of the circles? Sounds easy enough. Even Tsumugi can manage that.

But before he makes his choice and inevitably gets egged again, he has to ask: ] Um... Taichi-kun? Have you used the egg spell before?

[ He's not outright accusing Taichi of being the cause of the, uh. Egg-related mysteries of the past month. But the dots are being connected as he speaks. ]

Re: voice | un: tsum.tsuki

[arf]

Hehe, it's your eggcellent birthday present! Totally cool, huh?! I've been wondering when you'd crack the mystery!

Voice | un: scientistatwork

[doctorintern]

I'm happy to help out a fellow technomage! But a quick question, does the spell automatically activate once we click on one of the squares? Or would we still be able to save it for later?

[ He just wants to be prepared. ]

[arf]

It's automatic in this thing since it's a game! You can do a similar thing if you send the spell as an attachment or download in an email or text though!

audio; un: centuryegg

[fellsound]

... I laid an egg.

( is that... supposed to happen? )

[arf]

Congratulations, it's an egg!

[ confettipoppersfx.mp3 plays ]

text; un: tenjikubotan

[irritated]

[Thanks, Taichi. Hikaru is losing his shit at all of these reactions. He sends a bag of Taichi's favorite snacks through the device, as a way of saying 'good job' and then an actual handwritten note that says 'love it'.]

[arf]

[ YUM. HE'S A GOOD BOY WHO GOT A TREAT.

And a handwritten note, which is somehow more romantic and gets him excited, and he sends a handwritten note back to Hikaru that simply says "love you 💌" ]

text; un: poison

[writtendestiny]

[She hit the Dry Spell... spell but as she's currently indoors and not being dripped on...]

Was something supposed to happen?

[arf]

Yeah! Though I guess there are a couple that only work under certain circumstances... Like antibadpoo doesn't do anything unless you're sick, or I guess the defense buff doesn't do anything unless you take a hit?

[ For example!! ]

text; un: lilmonix3

[peninhand]

I think I got a healing spell. The way you laid those spells out on a grid for someone to activate at distance is pretty clever!

Would you mind if I borrow this idea to help as a support in missions? I'll trade some technomancy tricks of my own in return, of course!

[arf]

Hehe! Yeah! It's really tiring to lay this many out at once though so I'm definitely not refilling them. But it's good to stretch your limits sometimes, right?

Sure! What kind of tips do you have?

[piercedyourheart]

[ welp, let's do it live. 3...2...1.... ]

defense up? huh
thats useful
how long does the spell last

[arf]

Hm... it's just a really basic one, so like one hit..? It's not time based, those are harder because it's like. You gotta cast the healing magic in the technomancy magic and wiggle it around and make it not start fading time-wise before you open it and it kinda hurt my head!

Text; un: 335daysuntilchristmas

[icedream]

It just says 'egg'...?

[arf]

It says what it means! Egg!

Video; UN: Roseofdawn

[beautyrest]

Small heal?

[arf]

!!

Aurora-san! That's a good one! Heh, it's not much, but it should clear up any scrapes or bruises or like, muscle aches if you've been leaning over your homework for too long! Or whatever you do at a desk!