un: 7😆H!TA1 | voice + clicker spells

[arf]

Hi everyone! It's come to my attention that I'm.. not very good at technomancy, heh! But I've been practicing, and now I want your help to help me figure out if it worked or not! All you have to do is click the little game below and you should get whatever spell is hiding under the surprise cast on you, even from a distance! Pretty cool huh? I've got awesome spells like instant small healing spells, anti-badpoo spell, eggs, defense buffs, dry spell, and more! I told the phone to definitely only release the first spell you click on, so it's kinda like a game, right? Good luck!




Let me know how it works out or if you have any cool tricks!

Taichi Nanao of Kaika Theater, out!

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Video / un; Chasseur

[resistetmords]

[You know, she thought this was a prank at first. But after opening one... well....]

....Do you mind if I stay at your place tonight?

[She's smiling sweetly... too sweetly.]

[arf]

Eh?! Definitely not! You're like, super cute, but I'm taken!

[resistetmords]

Pff, not for that! So if I wake up with an egg in bed, the first thing I do is toss it at you.

[Still smiling sweetly! She's joking... maybe.]

[arf]

Oh! You can't eat it if you do that, though. [ He's dumb. ] Usually it's like, chicken and duck eggs but sometimes you get something really cool. One of the fairies told me there's a really rare chance of getting a dinosaur egg!

[resistetmords]

[Bruh...!]

While most animals do something like that. I-I dont think I'd eat something like that.

[That's like... she might need that Tums spell.]

[arf]

Why not? It's just an egg.

[resistetmords]

A-an egg that I laid!

[Somehow.]

Would you eat it?

[arf]

An egg you wake up with in the morning! You're not a chicken. It's like how brownies clean my apartment and the theater at night, but if you stay up all night they won't show up. It's still my room, but I definitely wasn't the one who cleaned. You're not a chicken. So it's fine!

I'm dying rn than you XD

[resistetmords]

...You would eat it. You'd totally eat it. An egg, laid by another person, and you'd eat it....

Could you just... send me that spell that helps your stomach?

[arf]

I mean, yeah, it's just an egg...?

Nope! You have to play the game, hehe! Otherwise I'll waste all my magic energy and what if I need it to really help a friend?

[resistetmords]

[Someone's totally getting egged later. The look she's giving him right now is both a mix of disgust and fear!]

It's not just an egg! It's an egg that another human laid... not just another human but a lady. You'd ask a lady to eat her own egg?

[Gasp!]

Much. And I'd rather risk making a potion for it than risk this game again.

[Actually, would she get a second egg if she pulled it again?

...Egg spell. How terrifying.]

[arf]

[ Since he told the phone game to only release the first spell each person clicks on, nope! Just the one. ]

I didn't say you had to, just that you could! And it's definitely not a human egg! I don't know what being a lady has to do with it...

[resistetmords]

No, I suppose you didn't... curiosity killed the cat, as they say.

[She lets out a dejected sigh. Looking so very forlorn! At least there wouldn't be a second egg to join its sibling?]

It might not be human per say, but it was still pooped out by a person you know... somehow. It's not only weird, but kind of gross!

[How did it even work? Or were the fae just using this spell to screw with people? She remembered seeing it a while back, but the description was rather off putting, if not curious.]

Why did you even add it in there?

[arf]

Why do you assume it was pooped out?! It just appears next to them!

[ HORRIFYING ASSUMPTIONS...]

[resistetmords]

Eggs don't just appear! It has to come from somewhere! And that somewhere is the person.

[PROBABLY...! DOES HE UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM NOW!?]

[arf]

WHY WOULD IT COME OUT OF YOUR BUTT!? WE HAVE MAGIC!!

[resistetmords]

IT WOULDN'T COME OUT OF A LADY'S BUTT. Only a man's.

[Probably, who knows. This is truly a terrifying spell!]

[arf]

I'm not a good student but even I know your food parts and your baby parts aren't connected or I would've given birth to a hot dog octopus a long time ago!

[resistetmords]

Then where else would a man magically push out an egg from? His mouth... his... you know.

[Asking some big questions here.]

It has to come from somewhere.

[arf]

It's magic, it can just appear!

[resistetmords]

It's a spell that says you lay the egg. So it doesn't just appear. The person pushes it out... somehow.

[arf]

In the picture!? I wrote that! It just seemed like the easiest way to explain it!

[resistetmords]

No, not just that. If I remember right that's also what the traders said too?

[If she her mun is remembering correctly. Part of the reason why she didn't go for something so... sketchy sounding!]

[arf]

They said they didn't know how it works since it only works while people are asleep!

[resistetmords]

Is that so? Hm... if that's what they told you I suppose I won't egg you.

That still doesn't sound right to me. Also putting that the person lays it in there is bound to cause you problems.