new year, same old same old. video un: firstfallen

[corruptedsave]

[It's the local red-eyed kid again! Looking bored as heck inside their inn room.]

You know, I have a question. Mostly for you adults around here.

[Maybe it's something deep they have to ask of the network...]

You guys do know that like, there are kids here, so why post about adult things on this?

[Or not.]

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voice; un: signorvespa

[prontissimo]

Hah, brava, Chara — standing up for us kids, protecting our innocence! So wholesome~

[ Alberto... 100% believes Chara is bored and being tongue-in-cheek. And you know what? So is Alberto. Matched. ]

[corruptedsave]

Well someone has to do it.

[It's a little of boredom and being annoyed by the reason for the post too.]

[prontissimo]

Y'know, I saw that guy, too. The one you're probably talking about, yeah? That guy. You're right, though. No one thinks of the children, eh!

[ He's taking this very lightheartedly, and before Okada Izo's post showing off his hickeys(?) on his bare chest all spicy-like, Alberto had... never actually seen a photo of a man like that before, so it did, uh, catch his attention; but arguably, no, this should not be viewable to other children. Alberto fancies himself rather mature and worldly, ahem. So he can handle it. Other kids can't. Ahem. ]

[corruptedsave]

More than one guy, really.

[Not just the hickey picture, but past posts by one so-called demon king may have also set this off.

Chara just finds the human body disgusting, so it wouldn't matter who was showing off man or woman, they'd make a post anyway.]

[prontissimo]

I've met the weirdest adults here, Chara. Why are they like this. Kinda pathetic if kids are talking trash about them, huh...

I mean. Even though we're pretty smart kids. But— still kids. Pretty embarrassing, y'know? Or, uh, hah, should be...~

[corruptedsave]

Because adults are always pathetic, the ones back home at least weren't perverts.

[They make a popping sound with their mouth.]

I don't think anyone around here feels shame, really.

[prontissimo]

Yeah, half the adults here are, like— the worst adults I've ever seen? They're way worse than kids! Even the knights! I almost fought some knight dude cuz he was being a bully! At his age! Who's still a bully when you're like 40?! Pssh.

[ Oh my god exaggerating, he was not about to throw fists with Hijikata, but he likes to think he would have if it would have come to it...!

Also Hijikata is absolutely not 40 ghurisjnk rude ]

[corruptedsave]

I've not encountered many knights. [That they know of.]

And you can be a bully at any age, bullies know no age limit.

[prontissimo]

I dunno if I've encountered others— maybe my friend Izuku? This guy, I don't remember his name— but... Eh, he was a jerk, but he gave me a cool fireworks spell recipe thing because he liked that I stood up to him. So. Could've been jerkier, I guess. He was beating up on his lizard monsters, though. It was the day I got Sofia.

[corruptedsave]

Dunno who that is. [They mean Izuku, of course. Don't mind the frown on their face with the rest of what Alberto says.]

I hope I never run into this so-called knight then.

[prontissimo]

Izuku? Oh, he’s cool. He gives me comic books. He’s like a super hero or something back home, I guess. He’s only a little older than us, though — he’s not a grownup. So if you run into him, he’s a good knight. The other knight guy is old and tall with dark hair and grouchy. Y’know — the kind you can tell pretty quick that he’s probably a jerk, heh. But you can tell Izuku’s nice.

[corruptedsave]

I'll have to keep your words in mind if I do run into Izuku.

The other knight though, no promises.

[prontissimo]

If you do meet Izuku, tell him you're my friend! As for the other guy— heh, do whatever you want.

[ girufjskld th-that's strangely ominous, Alberto stop ]

[corruptedsave]

Of course.

[Like Chara needs permission to be violent to someone, Alberto.]

[prontissimo]

Just so y’know— He froze one of the lizard monsters in ice so it couldn’t move. Just sayin’~

[corruptedsave]

Good to know, now I really hope I get to run into this guy sometime.

[prontissimo]

Hah! Lemme know if you do, huh?

[corruptedsave]

You'll be the first to know, Alberto.

[Because they might need someone to bail them out of jail for a murder.]