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Apr. 28th, 2021 01:13 pm
gundhamster: (Default)
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[Gundham starts the video as he sets up his phone looking out onto an empty stretch of grass as he props the phone up on a stump. He sets a large basket down as he steps back and takes a steadying breath, still not quite comfortable with such broadcasts, but making it anyway.]

So, I've been thinking long and hard about how to bring more money into my animal shelter and stable to better fund the upkeep of it, and I believe I have struck upon something.

[He crouches down and pulls what looks like a miniature pumpkin with a large D painted on its side in dark purple paint.]

I've recently gained access to plant based magic as well as curses, hexes, and the like. As such I've decided to try and combine the two and...

[He turns away from the camera and tosses the pumpkin into the clearing behind him. As it hits the ground, it explodes into a cloud of what appears to be purple mist for half a second.]

I've managed to breed a unique strain of miniature gourd with seeds that cause the gourd to burst when thrown, and placed a curse of darkness on them as well. Any caught in the cloud will have their vision darkened as if it were midnight for roughly thirty seconds.

[As he speaks he picks up another one and tosses the gourd for a similar demonstration.] I've found it an effective way to shake off pursuers, when venturing into the forests. The only requirement I am going to enforce on its purchase is some kind of proof that you are venturing into dangerous territory for a quest.

After all, I cannot simply sell such weapons to anyone.

[There's a pause before Gundham glances at something off screen, making a face as if trying to get something to do what it was told before a bear paw could be seen swing into frame before launching the phone much to Gundham's... frustration. Thankfully the phone lands and ends the feed less than a second later.]
blushing_beauty: (Well you know...)
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Umm...

[If possible, Olivia looks even less sure of herself than usual. Given that most people don't know how unsure of herself Olivia is because she's new here, she's not sure if that counts for much, but seeing her own face in the selfie-camera isn't exactly boosting her confidence.]

Hello everyone! I'm Olivia, and I'm new here. I wanted to ask if any of you know about any theaters or dance studios here that could use an experienced dancer? And if not, perhaps someone might like to help me start one? I've always wanted to have my own theater to do performances in, but saving up the money for something like that can take a terribly long time by my lonesome.

I'd like to do my best to earn my keep here, so if anyone is looking for a diligent worker, I'm your girl!

[Olivia proceeds to close her device after finishing her little introduction, only to sigh in great relief, not realizing she hadn't shut it off.]

I really hope nobody thinks badly of me... I can't believe it took me so long just to work up the nerve to say hello. Okay, deep breaths Olivia, you can do this!

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Mar. 29th, 2021 07:11 pm
taigastripes: (🏀 086)
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So

If you have like

A phobia of some kind, especially to a particular kind of animal

How do you get over it?


[He has a reason for asking and it has all to do with the fact that he has had Nigou the pup since Kuroko went home but now there's a wolf in his house due to a certain blond basketball player staying over. Nigou was hard enough to try and get used to but he's also had like, a couple years in Seirin to do so. Add in Nova the wolf and all that dog-phobia is coming right back.

He's trying, okay?]