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[arf]

Hi everyone! It's your favorite Taichi Nanao here! I have a question!

What are your favorite junk food combos?

Not like pizza and cola, but like combination foods like mac and cheese pizza or donut burgers?

Here's a new one I discovered for inspiration:

Chili cheese flaming hot Cheetos pie! 🤤

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[irritated]

[Wait, he's made this mistake before and he texts back within a second.]

IT WAS A JOKE. I'M NOT ACTUALLY BREAKING UP WITH YOU.

[arf]

Don't worry I know!!
Hehe if you aren't gonna break up with me over text over a melon, the best queso joke you ever heard isn't a deal breaker!!

[ He's too strong now from surviving the melon fakeup, he's become brazen. ]

[irritated]

that's the best you have?

taichi.

[arf]

About queso specifically!
Do you think I just sit around thinking about cheesy jokes all day?

[irritated]

only like. a quarter of the day.

[arf]

To think it was such a brie f period..!!

[irritated]

do you want me to think you spend more time thinking about cheese jokes?

[arf]

I want you to acknowledge that I'm a genius with how many gouda jokes I have and don't have to take that long to think of them!

[irritated]

okay. give me another one. right now. then i'll be embarrassed.

[arf]

[ It's much harder for him to think of them now that he's being challenged to it, but he's not backing down! ]

I'd give you another, but then you'd be cutting the cheese all night!

[ Can cheese jokes give you gas? ]

[irritated]

i want you to look at what you did. what you just said.

and reflect.

[arf]

Should I look behind on my sins?

[ Behind. Because. Butt. :) ]

[irritated]

don't give up on your day job, babe.

[This is Hikaru's try at being nice.]