text; un: maou (really more of a photo post)

[owarifool]

[ Those scrolling past their feeds on this fine day will find themselves greeted with an image post. A singular image, in all its glory(?)...



That's it. Just that picture. Of abs.

Just abs. ]

[[art by lempika]]

Comments

[sighsheavily]

You've broadcasted in such a way as it is quite impossible to miss, I'd say.
Have you obtained the desired amount of feedback, then?

[owarifool]

nah this wasnt transactional.

it was public service.

[sighsheavily]

[just a moment for a mandatory Looks at the camera like she's in the Office moment.]

I'll rephrase: Has your charity reached the desired volume of needy individuals?

[owarifool]

never

[sighsheavily]

Heavy sits the crown of selfless duty.
However, I would be remiss if I didn't at least try to suggest you keep your public services spread quite thin, lest it become oversaturated and views desensitized.
Perhaps once a year will suffice.

[owarifool]

not in ur life

my abs are open 24/7

[sighsheavily]

I was referring more to the broadcasts rather than your general personage.

[owarifool]

its a package deal

[sighsheavily]

Remarkable.

[owarifool]

u should expect nothing less from the Fool of Owari!

[sighsheavily]

Nor much more, I would assume.

[owarifool]

see, thats the problem.

common sense is telling u to say the things u say, to expect that kind of thing.

common sense, more often than not, just holds people back, limits their ambitions, shrinks their perspective.

im not held back by narrow notions of common sense.

[sighsheavily]

Enlightenment and a bare midriff. I see.

[owarifool]

ur starting to get it.

[sighsheavily]

In any case, I take it there'll be no chance at lessening this particular brand of charity?
Then I suppose I'll retreat in my defeat.

[owarifool]

aw come on ur not actually bothered by this, are u?

[sighsheavily]

Would it truly matter if I were?

[owarifool]

i mean id at least try to make it up to u.

i wouldnt stop but im not here to make enemies with my abs, either

[sighsheavily]

You needn't worry about it; your energies can be directed elsewhere without issue.

[owarifool]

suit urself.