text; un: maou (really more of a photo post)

[owarifool]

[ Those scrolling past their feeds on this fine day will find themselves greeted with an image post. A singular image, in all its glory(?)...



That's it. Just that picture. Of abs.

Just abs. ]

[[art by lempika]]

Comments

[owarifool]

ye my vest is cool too but that aint rly what this is about

[botw]

then what is it about...

oh i understand!!!
did you take a picture by mistake
i've done that before too

[owarifool]

nope! this was 100% intentional, a public service to all

[botw]

but you've exposed your weak point to everyone
are you that confident someone won't try to go for your midriff?

[owarifool]

u talked urself into the right answer!

but also im sexy as hell and the world needs to know

[botw]

why does the world need to know?

[owarifool]

itd be selfish to hold on to such a powerful truth

[botw]

well i guess everyone knows now...

so who are you???

[owarifool]

behold the Fool of Owari, the Great Unifier of Japan, the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven!

but u can just call me Kipposhi lmao

[botw]

that's a lot of names

why not just go by kipposhi
that's a nice name

[owarifool]

the titles are important! they set the mood, u kno?

[botw]

and is the mood being sexy as hell?

is that right?

[owarifool]

i mean i def think theyre sexy as hell but no

the mood is more letting u know that im kind of a big deal.

[botw]

i won't forget any time soon.

i'd like to see you in person, too.

[owarifool]

for real?

u havnt even given me a name, stranger

[botw]

it's link.

um... just link

that's it

[owarifool]

we shall see if ur "just" Link.

where do u wanna meet up, then?

[botw]

is there a place that you like
i can meet you there

[owarifool]

[ ... wait ]

hold up is this a date?

[botw]

a date???

i don't know

( can you eat a date... )

[owarifool]

[ Ah. Wait. He's starting to put it together.

This guy was... pretty clueless, huh?

He'd need to be a little more careful. ]

nevermind, u know where a club called Enchantment is? its closed rn but ill meet u outside.

[botw]

ummmmmmmm i can find it
i think
i'll try my best.

( he's clueless, but please be kind to him~ )

[owarifool]

[ Kipposhi wasn't certain what Link's best was, but he figured he could at least make himself obvious by... continuing to wear a midriff exposing top, along with a short vest.

Sure, he also had his signature cap on, but that had been less obvious in the photo sent. Link would, hopefully, find him on the bench outside the club soon. ]

[botw]

( link has a general idea of where some places are, but some weren't that... you know, interesting??? wouldn't stop him from jogging about, hair tied up so it'd stay out of his face, and...

...

that's a very familiar looking tummy. coming to a stop, he brushes some hair out of his face before getting closer and closer, eyes glued to the midriff. )

Hm...

[owarifool]

[ ... Yeah, that had to be him. ]

Link, I take it?

[ He didn't mind the staring that much, but... what kind of person just does that? He had to admire it, being a Fool, himself. This guy might even be on a different level than even Kipposhi was... ]