video; un: fireprincess

[unstable]

[ Azula flashes a crudely drawn picture of Zuko across the screen. It's really just an over-exaggerated stick figure with some red crayon over an eye (possibly the wrong one), but it gets the job done enough for what she's about to do. ]

This is my poor, poor sick brother Zuko. We are in dire straits because we cannot afford his medical expenses, so I am asking all you good, kind-hearted people in the world to please send us some money to make sure he can get better.

I will put my information at the end of this video.

[ You can debate about how sincere this all was......., but she did her best sad and humble impression and she's had a lot of practice watching Zuko do it her whole life. Either way, she attaches whatever you need to send her cash directly. ]

Comments

[unstable]

Come into the bedroom so I can murder you.

[rediscovering]

what why
im on my way home anyway
why are you mad
shes giving us food

[unstable]

She cannot just leave it at the door? She has to come inside?

[rediscovering]

i mean thats probably the polite thing to do
since she’s paying us a kindness..
i offered to pick it up myself but she objected
because im sick

[unstable]

I never asked you to participate in this, you could have told her I was lying.

[rediscovering]

why did you lie about this in the first place

[unstable]

I didn't think you'd be throwing such a hissy fit about it.

[rediscovering]

why wouldnt you think this would upset me?!?
besides
you said you were gonna buy us food with the money youre tricking my friends and acquaintances out of..
so now my friend is giving us free food
you should be glad
and glad i didnt expose your lies too

[unstable]

I literally just gave you permission to tell her I was a liar. I think my blame is non-existent now for any future problems you think you're going to have.

[rediscovering]

im not gonna tell her you’re lying
i dont want you to look foolish

[ Ouch. Clearly he’s feeling bold today. ]

[unstable]

I'm so glad you're looking out for me.

[rediscovering]

i am
this way we get good food and you get easy money
just like you wanted..

[unstable]

And I get to meet your little girlfriend. Just like you wanted?

[rediscovering]

what?????
shes not my girlfriend!!
we’re just friends..

[ Why do all the people closest to him keep insinuating this?! He’s blind to his own mind. Hearing Azula say it plants a seed, though, and he’s bothered in a way he can’t quite name. ]

[unstable]

Perhaps I'd find it easier to believe you had you not used all the extra punctuation, as if you are screaming these words out incredulously as you type them.

[rediscovering]

because i am incredulous!!
baseless assumption

[unstable]

Right. Totally baseless.

[rediscovering]

she's just being nice
she's like that to everyone

[unstable]

I was making a joke. Things I actually do not wish to discuss with you, if you can only imagine why, reasons why I think you have a big, fat, ugly crush on some blonde bimbo.

Just get here so we can get this ordeal over with.

[rediscovering]

azula! you're being cruel!! don't say those things!!
none of it's true
she's not "some blonde bimbo"
and when she comes, you will not speak to her that way.
she's doing us a favor.