Video / un; Berserker

[beewulf]

Alright, I won't beat around the bush. For those of you that I met earlier but never learned my name, or just asked you to call me "Berserker". I apologize. One can't be too careful, names hold power and all that.

[He smiles, if one can really call it a smile. It was more of a sneer, or something more of a feral smirk than anything. Vicious, creepy, one that promised nothing but blood and violence. He was trying to look nice, really!]

But I think I got a good enough gist of what's been going on in this place. Gotta say, that you folks post some interesting things on this network. Well, I won't leave you in suspense.

I am Beowulf Son of Ecgtheow. King of the Geats. If you don't know my tales, which I know many here do not, then that's fine. Perhaps one day I might share one or two with you if I feel like it. This was mostly for a very select few.

For now, I'd like to know more of yourselves and your grievances.

Comments

[sighsheavily]

One other who was gracious enough to explain the concept to me. Is it really so common in your homeworld?

[beewulf]

No, it's not, and I wasn't planning on explaining anything.

[sighsheavily]

I see.
As I mentioned, I can't say I recall your stories in particular at the moment, so may I ask why it is you wished to know of grievances?

[beewulf]

To get to know you lot better, and where I ended up. Going through your past posts only tells me so much.

[sighsheavily]

I see.
Are there any specific questions about this place on your mind, perhaps?

[beewulf]

No. Most of mine have been answered by the parties I was interested in. And I can't ask questions from a faceless, voiceless, nameless, and emotionless wall of text.

[sighsheavily]

Technically, you could, but I doubt you wish to. And seeing as this is the only way I interact with this system, I suppose that leaves us at an impasse. But if your curiosity is already sated, that's not much of a loss, is it?
I'll leave you to your own devices, then. Take care.

[beewulf]

No, it's not a loss.

[He just looks bored.]

Uh-huh, and you.