Voice

[gundhamster]

[As the recording starts, there's the faint sound of movement in the background as Gundham is exploring a bit of forest.]

So, as it seems our 'hosts' - if we can truly call them that - are intent on keeping us here, it would behoove us to acquaint ourselves with the surroundings. I will say that as far as prisons go, this is not the worst. However, I do have a question. Are any that can access this familiar with the local wildlife? I've been attempting to observe but having just arrived, I'm sure my scent is unfamiliar enough to have them on edge.

However... there is wildlife here. That in itself is... unexpected.

Comments

[beautifulbeast]

... That's a little underwhelming.

[disasdeer]

You seem very knowledgeable about animals.

[ He's crossed fully into 'fucking with this guy' zone. ]

Is that a good assumption?

[casaposa]

The mortals? You think highly of yourself. Do you think you're some kind of animal god?

[Don't be rude Caesar.]

yes, this is the response

[grilletto]

AND THEN YOU WERE BORN WITH FINGERS!

[grilletto]

Other deer, apparently, that's what he says anyway.

[disasdeer]

Well, yeah. How else do you do hold things? Can you imagine an entire society of people not holding things.

[grilletto]

We're not talking about people, we're talking about you.

I'm pretty sure, anyway, only Louis has ever been this defensive about deer fingers.

[disasdeer]

That is me. A deer person. Just as you are a human person. I assume you're human. Maybe you're not.

[theonlyrealthing]

Whatever, man. Just don't expect any of us to start taking orders from you.

[mithrarin]

You'd be surprised how much good a little meddling can do. Not everyone has every skill and resource they need on their own, after all.

[gundhamster]

Think of it however you wish, it matters not to me.

[gundhamster]

Of course, the usage of a word like that would also imply that there are those gifted with arcane talent...

[gundhamster]

As if I would waste my time on mere humans.

[gundhamster]

Then save your meddling for those that require such aid. I do not.

[gundhamster]

Indeed it would be! The mortals of my realm even ascribed the title of "Ultimate Breeder" to me, but such a title only scratches the surface of my true power!

[gundhamster]

Wait. Deer person!?

[gundhamster]

Such a claim runs counter to all knowledge, common and arcane.

[gundhamster]

God? No. A being such as I could never claim such a title, nor would it behoove me to aspire to. I am simply me. That is enough.

[Especially considering the time he... well, wasn't him.]

[phoenixwiz]

That is true. My world has magic, no matter how hidden it can be.

[theonlyrealthing]

[Yeah, now Jack's done. He just hangs up, shaking his head. He's dealt with god-appointed rulers. This idiot definitely isn't that.]

[disasdeer]

Well, where I'm from we just call me a deer.

Yes, I'm a deer. And for some reason this fellow is obsessed with my fingers.

[disasdeer]

What does being the "Ultimate Breeder" even mean?

[ Because he is sure that he has a wrong idea. ]

What do you breed?

[casaposa]

[Well, that's better than this rando thinking himself to be a deity, though he still questions the initial comment-the mortals? The hell does that mean? ]

Do you even have a way to defend yourself? If one of those beasts decides to attack you, someone may not be able to save you in time.

[mithrarin]

Don't worry. You're not the one I'm interested in aiding.

[hopticulture]

Oh! Yes you heard correct.

I'm a rabbit.