text; un: maou

[owarifool]

BEHOLD THE FOOL OF OWARI, THE GRAND UNIFIER OF JAPAN, THE DEMON KING OF THE SIXTH HEAVEN

i come to u all with a question!

so uh some lady who wanted me to pay for a "reading" back in that faerie place said my "star sign" was "cancer" the hell does that mean?

who goes around calling people cancers? thats super rude, right? so i was right that i didn't pay her, right?

seriously what gives?

Comments

[owarifool]

nothin worth twistin ur brain over. it just works the way it works right?

so hey since u understand that im awesome and great, u should tell me a bit about urself too!

[corpsewarblade]

Haha yeah I guess so. Mean I'm not like some dumb blonde but I'm kinda way in over my head with this whole Multiverse and Magic thing.

Seriously that sounds like the game of some weird tactics RPG game doesn't it?

Huh oh uh anyway! So I'm Junko Enoshima- I was known as the Ultimate Fashionista back in High School. Dunno how interested you are in fashion, but I was a model and appeared on the cover of all sorts of magazines and stuff.

[owarifool]

i *always* care about lookin good, so i can feel u on the fashion thing for sure.

[corpsewarblade]

Oh awesome! Looking good definitely important. It's been really cool seeing all the different styles here, you know? Some of it's similar to stuff you'd find at home but some of it's really different.

[owarifool]

ive only got 2 rules for my own fashion

1) it has to look sick as hell

b) it has to show off my abs

[corpsewarblade]

Your abs huh? Well at least you know what you want. If you've got it, flaunt it, right?

[How did she end up in this talk again?]

[owarifool]

exactly! its all about makin an impression!

[corpsewarblade]

Exactly!

For me it's all about looking cute and stylish- I'm an influencer so making an effort to impress is aways key~

[She'll just snap a quick selfie to send him.]

[owarifool]

[ Kipposhi does the same in turn though it's... it's really just his abs. Just a shot of his abs, posing in front of the mirror.

That's it.

Just abs. ]

[corpsewarblade]

[Those. Those were some very nice abs.

...

How do you even reply to someone sending you a shot of their abs like that?? Let alone someone like Nobunaga??

...Was she getting sick? Was this some kind of weird ass fever dream??]

[owarifool]

u uh

alright over there?

[ I SHOWED YOU MY ABS PLS RESPOND ]

[corpsewarblade]

yeah

Yeah I'm good um

[Please excuse her typing and deleting comments for a bit before.]

You look good

Thats not weird is it I mean you were the one who sent that over!!!

[owarifool]

lmao!!!

i mean u said it urself right? impressions are key. my abs are the best looking part of me in a close race, so

[corpsewarblade]

And so modest LOL

[Her face was burning up... committing a murder here Kipposhi!]

[owarifool]

the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven aint got time for modesty. i know what im about.

[corpsewarblade]

So I take it you won't mind me saving that one then.

[owarifool]

hell i could send u more.

build a whole bank of em.

[corpsewarblade]

Um

If

Well

um

Really?

[owarifool]

really really.

i mean why not, right?

[corpsewarblade]

I mean sure if you want I'm totally not complaining

[owarifool]

[ And like that, she gets another shot. It's more full body this time, though his face is partially obscured by the phone. He's lounging on the sofa, the Maou gun draped across him and hanging off his shoulder, framed over both his abs and the tight pants he was wearing that outlined his thighs and calves. His jacket was shrugged off enough to expose his bare shoulders, as well.

Yes, he did practice this pose beforehand. He'd been planning to send it to Mona, but the opportunity presented itself, and well. There it was. ]

[corpsewarblade]

oh wow

[Yup definitely saving that.

Damn he was hot.]

Thats your gun right? That's awesome

[owarifool]

hell. YES it is!

this is the Maou Gun! its a gatling arquebus. designed it myself.

[corpsewarblade]

Wait you mean you upgraded the mechanism to allow for rapid fire right?? How did you design it??

[Mukuro your weapon nerd is showing.]

[owarifool]

2 barrels, and a gatling wheel that alternates ignition between them, ammo fed by a belt.

got the idea from some western guns i saw, but added my own style to it.