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[owarifool]

BEHOLD THE FOOL OF OWARI, THE GRAND UNIFIER OF JAPAN, THE DEMON KING OF THE SIXTH HEAVEN

i come to u all with a question!

so uh some lady who wanted me to pay for a "reading" back in that faerie place said my "star sign" was "cancer" the hell does that mean?

who goes around calling people cancers? thats super rude, right? so i was right that i didn't pay her, right?

seriously what gives?

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[ichoosefight]

I learned my lesson, I never go anywhere without a weapon now. stupid jerk fantasy monsters

do they have sake here? I've never tried it.

[owarifool]

i have no idea but i def miss it.

i tried "whiskey" but it doesnt hit the same.

[ichoosefight]

all I've gotten to try is cheap beer and box wine. the world kinda ended before I was old enough. technically I'm still not old enough but nobody else has 21 as the legal limit so screw you, America

[owarifool]

so ur from that country huh? ive heard of it.

hell i had my first drink when i was 13 so lmao

[ichoosefight]

one of the worst parts, too. Gotham, New Jersey: crime capitol of the world. like New Jersey wasn't bad enough to begin with.

is Owari a city? everything I know about Japan I learned from memes

[owarifool]

Owari is my home province, the domain of the Oda clan. i didnt really come up in a city the way u think of it, but i guess if u could say i had a home city, itd be Inuyama. thats where the castle i was raised in is located.

[ichoosefight]

[ 99% of that meant nothing to her. ]

so you're the dumbest guy in the province? that's quite an achievement.

[owarifool]

nah nah they called me Fool because i was fuckn crazy and didnt let myself be held back by "common sense".

[ichoosefight]

so the village idiot

not that I can really talk

I mean I did climb on an angry minotaur's head

but at least I'm not famous for it.

[owarifool]

call me an idiot all u want, but i got results. u did, too. ppl who think too much often think their way right into the grave.

[ichoosefight]

ah, a man after my own heart. Live Fast, Die Young, wake up in the hospital with a killer headache.

[owarifool]

or in my case, die surrounded by the flames of hell.

i mean im sure some ppl think it was tragic but my death was fuckn metal.

[ichoosefight]

[ Nobody mind her, just laughing hysterically in the middle of a candy store... ]

morbid, but true

death by fire must suck though right? I mean mine was no picnic but you lose enough blood stuff really doesn't hurt as much.

[owarifool]

oh no no i didnt die by the fire, i did the seppuku thing. did a death poem and everything.

but i did it *while* i was in Honnouji Temple, which was burning at the time.

[ Because in fiction or real life, Oda Nobunaga had a flair for the dramatic ]

[ichoosefight]

I'm not sure if that's better, but it does somehow seem very on-brand.

where am I taking these gummies?

[owarifool]

oh

uh


should we meet up somewhere?

[ichoosefight]

you tell me, your demonic majesty. I could leave them in a mailbox, but I don't think I've seen any mailboxes here. also I don't know what happens to gummies when you leave them out in the heat. I'm guessing they melt

[owarifool]

im still staying at that inn, the one in town not the red spring, that they put the newcomers in. maybe in that lobby?

[ichoosefight]

oh hey me too! the free coffee is terrible and I never want to leave. lobby is easy.

[owarifool]

perfect! ill meet u down there.

id say look for the guy with the rock n roll hair but u already know what i look like lmao

action or handwave?

[ichoosefight]

and I'll be the one with the big bag of candy.

[owarifool]

[[i'm cool to handwave! i imagine they just chat more while he ate through the bag like a gremlin]]