text; un: maou

[owarifool]

BEHOLD THE FOOL OF OWARI, THE GRAND UNIFIER OF JAPAN, THE DEMON KING OF THE SIXTH HEAVEN

i come to u all with a question!

so uh some lady who wanted me to pay for a "reading" back in that faerie place said my "star sign" was "cancer" the hell does that mean?

who goes around calling people cancers? thats super rude, right? so i was right that i didn't pay her, right?

seriously what gives?

Comments

[owarifool]

i only just got the gist of the astrology we used back where i come from i dont wanna learn a whole new system if ppl are just gonna scam me.

[unhappy]

So don't bother with it. We only have to learn the magic we actually have, right?

[owarifool]

exactly! thank u for agreeing that i was right to tell that weird lady to shove off!

[unhappy]

You're welcome I guess.

I'm surprised more people here aren't going around trying to scam otherworlders. We don't know any better about a lot of this world's nonsense.

[owarifool]

maybe because they know some us will kick their asses over it

[unhappy]

That's true. They messed up letting us bring our own weapons.

[owarifool]

wish i could say the same but i still cant get my Maou Gun to work in this place. ugh.

[unhappy]

My revolvers change into kusarigama and sickles, so I haven't relied much on bullets. What's your Maou gun do? They say the fairies that come down with the Traders can fix up ammo if it's not too crazy.

[owarifool]

[ He sends her a picture of the gun propped against the wall. ]

it has a wicked bayonet, but its not rly practical as melee only. normally it uses my mana as a direct ammunition