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[leicesters]

Hi friends! It's me again. You'll all be thrilled to hear that I had a great idea.

What is this idea, you ask? Well... I want to throw a feast! In my homeland they're a great way for people to come together, eat ourselves stupid, and make merry. We could all use some of that with everything that's been happening lately. The spring ball already feels like forever ago, and not everyone was here to enjoy it.

There's just a few simple rules: you have to bring some food or drink from your world, or as close as you can get! And you'd better label it so we all know which foods are from where. [...He's not actually going to enforce this rule, he just thinks it'd be more fun. And educational!]

The other rules are absolutely NO fighting, and no tying each other to trees to get attention, no matter how fun and cute it may seem on paper.

[he's naming no names!! you know who you are!]

I'll send out the location of the feast closer to the time. As for timing -- how about the last day of this moon? That way you have no excuse not to prepare something, and spread the word to people who are bad at using these things!

I'm counting on you all.

Comments

[notquitetamed]

Neither am I, but I'm good with that recipe they were giving out a few months back. Just had to make sure you weren't making it some lame feast with no booze because how do you make merry without it?

[leicesters]

Of course! The rowdier the feast, the better.

Oh, but still in keeping with the rule about fighting. We've been doing enough of that lately.

[notquitetamed]

If someone breaks that rule am I allowed to beat the crap out of them to break it up?

[leicesters]

You realise anyone could use that excuse to start a fight, right?

[notquitetamed]

Oh no, you just figured out my devious plot to get a good fight in.

Kidding. But really forbidding people from even stopping a fight could cause trouble too. Get alcohol involved and people get stupid except people like me who don't ever seem to get affected by it.

[leicesters]

I'm trusting people to use their common sense. If fighting does break out, I'm not going to stop anyone from breaking it up -- if anything, I'd intervene myself.

Must be pretty disappointing if you wanted to get drunk but can't, right?

[notquitetamed]

Works well enough with how many times I've been summoned to battle after sitting down for a drink.

[leicesters]

That sounds like no fun at all.

[notquitetamed]

Is it now? Then you are lacking creativity if you can't think of the ways to use such an ability. It's even better here with access to a camera and the network.