text | un: weimou

[raveyardpatriarch]

Hello cursed or potentially cursed people!

If you or someone you know have been threatened with a curse over text message, and need to stave off the alleged effects of said curse by passing the message on, please consider:

🎯Me!🎯

Benefits of targeting me with a cursebearing text include:
✔️ Fulfill the requirements of your own curse
✔️ I don't think this is a thing
✔️ But if it is, I learn about it

I am not accepting non text based curses at this time, sorry!

-👻

Comments

text; un: selcouth

[sulit]

I can't believe you're doing magical science without me. 👎👻

Have you made all the arrangements for this, pertaining to proper supervision and oversight? Filled out all your required forms? Have a license for reckless curse collection?

text; un: ensignledo

[ferrytale]

Why would you volunteer for this.

Curses are a bad thing, are they not?

[raveyardpatriarch]

I'm sure you will grade it later ✔️👻

❌❌❌❌

[raveyardpatriarch]

Curses are generally bad, yes! But I thought I would check to make sure. Look, if you wanted to know about this, how would *you* go about finding out?

text; un: firstfallen

[corruptedsave]

So what, you'll let Dark magic users test stuff out on you?

[raveyardpatriarch]

Well I did say very specifically that I am not accepting non text based curses, but that's just at this time. Is there a need for Dark magic test subjects?

[corruptedsave]

There might be? Although like you said, you're only taking text-based curses. I don't know if Dark magic could be used over the devices.

[raveyardpatriarch]

At this time! Maybe later people can curse me for real, if there's a market for it. I think non text based curses probably ARE real though, so I would be a little more sensible about it. Or at the least I'd expect compensation.

[sulit]

I expect at least twenty pages of written notes. ✍️📝 No less. Two inch margins are acceptable, and references to presently known curses should be properly cited. 🔎✔️

Also, I'm going to contact the magical supervisory board, and you can't stop me. ✨🕵️‍♂️

[corruptedsave]

Makes sense, why let people curse you if you're not gonna get paid.

[raveyardpatriarch]

Haha, very funny! Extremely funny joke. You can look at the curse texts and listen to me talk about them. How's that?

I strongly suspect that isn't real either.

[raveyardpatriarch]

See, you understand! I didn't consider that angle when I made the call for text curses, but you've convinced me.

text; un: boring

[wukuiyuxin]

Wei Ying!

[raveyardpatriarch]

✔️Sorry, Lan Zhan!

[corruptedsave]

You gonna charge folks to send you text curses then?

[raveyardpatriarch]

I did say I don't think they're real, right?

[sulit]

It was only a half joke! What will I do if you don't accurately relay everything? What if there's an effect that is overlooked because you can't notice it? 😭

At the very least, the magical supervisory board is very real. But it unfortunately only has one acting member.

[wukuiyuxin]

What if they are real?

[raveyardpatriarch]

Nah, that's on the house. Can hardly charge for it after I already made the request, anyway. It's like a free sample, right? Of cursing me.

[corruptedsave]

Free samples of cursing. That's hilarious.

[raveyardpatriarch]

There will probably be a lot of people with curses in that case. Which means it's good that I am looking into it, and that you will help me.

[raveyardpatriarch]

This humble cultivator can only promise to do his best.

🙀🙀🙀 You can't do that!

[raveyardpatriarch]

I know, right? I'm hilarious and very curseable. Trust me, it would have been very popular back home. No samples needed, probably.

[corruptedsave]

That's... Well, being cursable is something you can market here at least.

[wukuiyuxin]

[Is it necessary to the investigation to draw the curses onto himself?

Just once, could he help others without harming himself?

And could he not have asked for his help first? But there's no need to ask that, is there.]

I am on my way. At the inn?