Video un: sneaky_fox

[damn_kitsune]

[The video is taken from Mitsuhide's perspective since he's the one making it after all. The subject of the video? Why the Demon King himself! Oda Nobunaga of course!]

[The video shows the inside of the bar that Mitsuhide works at. More specifically, it's the view from behind the counter. And Nobunaga is shown wearing the button down shirt that the other bartenders were wearing. He also opted to wear a tie, which Mitsuhide normally forgoes. That said tie, though, was currently in one of the glasses of beer that Nobunaga was arranging on a tray.]

[Mitsuhide could be heard snickering from behind the camera.]

You really need to mind where your tie goes, my lord.

[And that's when Nobunaga notices his now wet tie. He glared towards Mitsuhide, took off the tie and went back to arranging the drinks so that the tray would be more balanced.]

[Once he was satisfied with the arrangement, Nobunaga than moved to the patron side of the counter. Of course Mitsuhide followed him because he had to make sure that he got all of this one video.]

[Nobunaga then did a handstand, which he then managed to slide the tray and balance it on one foot. After he moved a short distance to a nearby table, he managed to transfer the tray to the other foot, lower it and carefully slide it onto the table, much the delight of the patrons at the table.]

[Everyone nearby clapped once Nobunaga was standing back on his feet. Mitsuhide could be heard chuckling some.]

Very good, my lord! Now... Catch!

[Just before the video cuts off, Mitsuhide's hand comes into view as he tossed an empty bottle to the Demon King, who had a bit of a surprised look on his face.]

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Video un: sneaky_fox

[damn_kitsune]

[Well she was certainly a cute, amusing girl. She almost reminded Mitsuhide of a puppy with the way she was beaming. So of course he had to respond, showing her a white haired, handsome man. He was still in his bartending clothes, which consisted of a white button down shirt and black slacks. He gave a bit of a chuckle.]

He certainly has his moments, though he can't juggle to save his life.

1/2

[happyberry]

[ Oh, wait. That smile is gone suddenly when Mitsuhide shows himself. She looks stunned, dazed almost, before, uh— ...kind of screaming. ]

Heeeeeehhhh—!!

2/2

[happyberry]

[ And then, with a sudden urgency and seriousness that's not unbecoming of her, but the bright smile seemed more typical, surely. What an animated girl. And... an odd girl. ]

How tall are you?!

[damn_kitsune]

What the blazes?

[It's rare to catch Mitsuhide by surprise, but this girl somehow managed to do just that with that squee and odd question. He's almost hesitant to answer!]

According to the measuring system here, I'm 181 centimeters. Why do you ask?

[happyberry]

Haaa... You're not very tall, but your face...!

[ Oh my god rude? Oi, Miwako, too frank! ]

You're beautiful!

[damn_kitsune]

I'm considered tall back in my home world, [Considering the average Japanese man at the time was just over 5ft.] Though I suppose that I'm close to average here.

Again, why did you ask, and what does the appearance of my face have to do with it?

[Though he is going to rub it in to Nobunaga that clearly people don't think he has a scary face.]

[happyberry]

Have you ever considered work as a fashion model?

[ Rub Nobunaga's face in it, yas, get it, foxy daddy ]

[damn_kitsune]

I'm not exactly sure what you mean by fashion model.

[Fashion and modeling are somethings that haven't come up in his research on modern times yet.]

[happyberry]

[ She attaches a rather glamorous, sensual photo of two strikingly good-looking people — both... very clearly tall, indeed... The man with cool blue hair and cold blue eyes stands probably at 6'0", and the girl is barely shorter than Mitsuhide himself, were it a full-body picture. But it's not, so they're just clearly gangly... and glamorous as all get out. These are two full-blooded Japanese people?! No way! ]

Like this. To advertise for clothing brands.

[ She sends another picture for good measure, this one of the same girl luxuriating in a maroon tartan suit with white fur trim on an antique Western-style couch, the image of confidence and grace... And this time a full-body shot of this 170cm, legs-for-days, waif of a tall drink of water. And she was told she's short, too! ]

[damn_kitsune]

They look like they don't eat much.

[Says the guy who is known to skip meals when he gets busy because he finds eating troublesome.]

An interesting way to advertise clothing though.

[happyberry]

Eeehhhh, you're not familiar with it at all...?! Miwako thought maybe you were imagining a runway model versus a magazine model or so! You mean to say you've never heard of fashion modeling, period...?!

Video / un: Konpeito_oni

[konpeito_aji]

Akechi Mitsuhide is my left hand man, from my time. [Hijacks to object! Also he's wet, and his shirt is ruined. He cannot juggle or catch.]

What do you mean he's pretty? [Huuuuuuffff.]

[Totes sulking!]

[happyberry]

Haaaaa—?! That's the guy! No way! No way!

[ Why's she so flappable... Pipe down... ]

You're still, um— nevermind! [ She nervously shuts herself up. ] Nee, nee, it's true, though, don't you think? He has such a pretty face! Such striking eyes! Miwako never knew Oda Nobunaga-sama was as good-looking as he is, or this guy, either... Maa, all the samurai bishounen! Historical ikemen paradise, wow!

[ It's a Paradise Kiss tradition that veil that covers the fourth wall must be slightly translucent, right... ]

[konpeito_aji]

He looks like a fox always plotting something. [Please ignore his lover is a kitsune princess, so foxes may just be his type. But yes, he loves Mitsuhide. In his own semi-abusive way.]

My other self can outdo him in the host club bar, for sure.

1/2

[happyberry]

Yeah, it's a look, a sly grin — foxy daddy! Silver fox! Huaaaa, I bet Isabella would fall in love with him!

[ She's too excited about this. Beautiful people are just so overwhelming. So many beautiful people. ]

[happyberry]

Wait— "o-other self?" ...Maa, what, when you're drunk? Miwako has an other drunk self, too — smoochy self, muah~

[ His drunk alter ego? That's her interpretation. And apparently... she has her own. ]

[damn_kitsune]

"Foxy daddy?" [He actually finds that amusing]

But yes, I'm indeed Akechi Mitsuhide. As you can guess fashion models are not exactly a thing during my time since it's apparently a modern concept. Mostly a seamstress would get business by being masters of their craft and letting that spread through word of mouth.

[happyberry]

There's so much more to it than that in my time... I dunno if I can say it's easier or harder. Just a totally different industry. And so influenced by the Western fashion world, too, you know. Like for example, as a person, at 180cm, you are pretty tall, especially for a Japanese man! But as a model, that's short. The girl in the pictures, my friend Caroline, she's full-blooded Japanese, too, and 170cm, but even though she's so tall compared to almost everyone else around her, she's considered short for a model...! She's gonna have a tough time working internationally! But I think she'll defy the odds, I believe in her spirit~

[damn_kitsune]

Strange... If the idea was to sale clothing to the general population, wouldn't it make sense to have models that reflect that population? Having all tall models sounds very limiting.

[happyberry]

No, no, it's the illusion — the spell they cast, the glamor!

[damn_kitsune]

Is that not possible with people who are of average heights?

[Though he can appreciate it being part of an illusion.]

It still sounds strange to me, but I'm willing to try this modeling thing. What would be required of me?

[happyberry]

Hm— that's a larger conversation.

Can we meet in person? Miwako gets off in two hours. Do you like boba tea?

[ Get off your phone, you're at work, bad girl! ]

[damn_kitsune]

I told you I didn't have a scary face.

[Look who is all smug now]

[konpeito_aji]

While Miwako-chan has impeccable taste, she's probably just oblivious to your real face, and simply dazzled by the historical implications of your name.

[Except not really, because model stuff. You know what? Shut up. He'll do something to get even for this, when Nobunaga decides what.]

[damn_kitsune]

I'm fairly sure that's not the case, my lord, considering she wants to hire me as a model.

[He gives a bit of a chuckle.]

Are you jealous?