Video un: sneaky_fox

[damn_kitsune]

[The video is taken from Mitsuhide's perspective since he's the one making it after all. The subject of the video? Why the Demon King himself! Oda Nobunaga of course!]

[The video shows the inside of the bar that Mitsuhide works at. More specifically, it's the view from behind the counter. And Nobunaga is shown wearing the button down shirt that the other bartenders were wearing. He also opted to wear a tie, which Mitsuhide normally forgoes. That said tie, though, was currently in one of the glasses of beer that Nobunaga was arranging on a tray.]

[Mitsuhide could be heard snickering from behind the camera.]

You really need to mind where your tie goes, my lord.

[And that's when Nobunaga notices his now wet tie. He glared towards Mitsuhide, took off the tie and went back to arranging the drinks so that the tray would be more balanced.]

[Once he was satisfied with the arrangement, Nobunaga than moved to the patron side of the counter. Of course Mitsuhide followed him because he had to make sure that he got all of this one video.]

[Nobunaga then did a handstand, which he then managed to slide the tray and balance it on one foot. After he moved a short distance to a nearby table, he managed to transfer the tray to the other foot, lower it and carefully slide it onto the table, much the delight of the patrons at the table.]

[Everyone nearby clapped once Nobunaga was standing back on his feet. Mitsuhide could be heard chuckling some.]

Very good, my lord! Now... Catch!

[Just before the video cuts off, Mitsuhide's hand comes into view as he tossed an empty bottle to the Demon King, who had a bit of a surprised look on his face.]

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[damn_kitsune]

[It only seemed fair for Mitsuhide to turn on his video feed. He was still at the bar, but on break, thus able to play around on social media for a little while. He had a similar shirt that Nobunaga was wearing in the video, only he left the first couple of top buttons undone.]

[When he saw Kipposhi, the first thing he noted were the differences and similarities he had to the Nobunaga from his own realm.]

Kipposhi it is. I find it no surprise that my lord mentioned that I was here. He seems to be doing that quite a bit.

[owarifool]

He has a tendency to say a lot.

[ A small shrug. ]

But the most important thing he told me about you was that he didn't die at Honnouji.

[ Which spoke... volumes, in both how that fact stood, and how it sat in Kipposhi's tone, to the biggest difference between Kipposhi and Nobunaga. ]

[damn_kitsune]

So you're Lady Kitsuno. [Now he had a face for the woman Nobunaga told him about.] It's good to finally meet you as well.

[He gave a bit of a chuckle.]

I work as a bartender at this establishment. Officially, Lord Nobunaga doesn't work here, as he is only doing this on a dare.

[He gave a bit of a shrug]

It at least gives him some employment that has lasted more than a few hours.

[damn_kitsune]

I fully agree with you on that. [Thus why he doesn't tell Nobunaga his full plans. There was a good chance that he would completely blow Mitsuhide's cover!]

[He gave a bit of a nod]

That is true, along with the fact that I wasn't the one responsible for it. Apparently other worldly versions of myself are rather thin skinned and are easily insulted.

[owarifool]

Hold your tongue.

[ The words are sharp, swift. Not unlike bullets. ]

And don't be mistaken, I won't defend what Mitsuhide did. He deluded himself into believing I was something I could never be. But I would never call someone who knew they were inviting Hell itself upon them with their actions "thin skinned"...

Turning your blade on the Demon King requires conviction. And even if he was insane, he still had that. Do you?

[foxtouched]

[ There's a visible fluster that shows on her expression, that she immediately composes herself from. Hearing that recognition makes her feel a little sheepish, but she nods. ]

He does seem to need some activity, doesn't he? I'm glad he has someone of his own world to keep him company among everyone else, here.

[ Nobunaga was right, though. He does resemble a fox, which was true of the Mitsuhide in her world too- even if he was a different sort of demon himself. ]

But he does look very nice in that outfit. You're carrying it very well yourself, Master Mitsuhide.

[konpeito_aji]

Ah... good point. No. Don't throw more bottles.

[konpeito_aji]

You can juggle? Can you show me how?

[He's late with Starbucks and looks a little wet, the shirt is probably ruined. Guess where that bottle Mitsuhide threw wound up!]

[foxtouched]

Oh, I can! I can dance while doing it, too!

[ She technically isn't supposed to know how to but who would stop her from dancing and learning what she liked in private while enjoying time with her baby brothers? ]

... My Lord, you're all wet. Do you have something else to change into?

[konpeito_aji]

[He's just going to keep his smug disposition as he mentally entertains that image!] You'll have to show me then.

No. [Eyeroll.] Not on hand. A certain kitsune was probably jealous of being outshone. [Mitsuhide, he means.] I could order his shirt, but he would enjoy the chance to flaunt even that too much.

text / UN: konpeito_oni

[konpeito_aji]

I should have! I can't believe I forgot.

Next time.

[damn_kitsune]

He certainly can't stay still for very long. [What was the condition that he recently read about that perfectly describe that? ADHD? He should bring that up to Nobunaga one of these days.]

And now Date Masamune from our world is here as well. Lord Nobunaga will not be short on company from our world. [Especially since a good chunk of the Azuchi warlords being here. Though they were the warlords known to cause some form of mischief.]

[He chuckled a bit as he looked down at his clothes]

You flatter me, Lady Kitsuno. These more modern clothes are interesting though I tend to favor a blend of modern and traditional when I'm not working. [It proved to be a very comfortable style for him.]

[damn_kitsune]

[Well, that was certainly an interesting reaction. Though it doesn't phase Mitsuhide. He simply just arched a brow.]

I didn't mean to imply that the Mitsuhide from your reality was thin skinned. I'm merely stating what I had researched had implied in other realities. That doesn't necessarily mean it was true in your own world.

[He gave a casual shrug.]

Maybe I do. Maybe I don't. [Like he would openly admit to anything of that nature.]

The one thing I will say is that my ambitions align with Lord Nobunaga's.

[damn_kitsune]

You won't have gotten wet if you simply caught the bottle. [He even warned you.]

[foxtouched]

'tis only the truth. Your mortal bodies work very well for such attire... though with some adjustments, I can see them on the beastkind back home, too.

[ She looks curious. ]

Date Masamune... oh. The mortal with that name was called the Single-Eyed Dragon. Our very own dragon lords blessed him. I'm glad to hear more from your own world are arriving here. Are you all friends?

[foxtouched]

Well, if he says he warned you... we'll have to practice having you catch things without spilling them!

But I'm on my break. I could bring you something to wear and have Mitsu take your clothes to be cleaned.

[ Not that she particularly minds seeing him wet... it's attractive. ]

[konpeito_aji]

Mitsuhide, you are the best sharpshooter I've ever known, but that is all the more reason you shouldn't throw anything at someone's head.

[konpeito_aji]

[Sob sob, he will never be able to catch them. He has a "YEET" reaction to things being thrown at him on account of ninjas tyvm!]

Sounds like a good plan. I'll trust you to pick something suitable and to your liking.

video; un: pinkparfait

[happyberry]

[ Have a pretty young girl with wavy, pastel pink hair tied up in pigtails with loose white ribbons beneath a wide, floppy, black cowboy hat in a sleeveless white, black and pale pink gingham dress, soft natural makeup and glossy coral lipstick, with multiple pink heart studs and diamantes in her earlobes and silver hoops in her cartilage, and a little black heart drawn in eyeliner under one eye like a beauty mark. And she's beaming, quite literally dazzled — she seems like she's actually sparkling? Is it magic or a filter? Who can say! But Nobunaga clearly has a fan. ]

Kyaaa~! Incredible, incredible! Tono is so talented! Bravo! Bravo!

[foxtouched]

[ Guess she's not running at him to be caught. Bye bye princess carry dance moves! ]

I like everything you wear, my Lord. You've such an attractive body, I could look at it all day. Dressed or undressed.

[ Look, it's a compliment and she means it in the most non-lewd way. Maybe. ]

Perhaps some shirts with buttons... they'd look nice on you.

[damn_kitsune]

I wasn't aiming for your head. I was aiming for your hands. [Which just so happened to be up at the time.]

[damn_kitsune]

Beastkind? [He does seem to recall that Nobunaga mentioned that this Kitsuno wasn't human after all.]

Ah, so Masamune still has the reputation of being the One-Eyed Dragon in other worlds as well. He would be pleased to hear that. In our world though, he is an ally to Lord Nobunaga. [And probably the closest thing to a real friend that Mitsuhide has.]

Video un: sneaky_fox

[damn_kitsune]

[Well she was certainly a cute, amusing girl. She almost reminded Mitsuhide of a puppy with the way she was beaming. So of course he had to respond, showing her a white haired, handsome man. He was still in his bartending clothes, which consisted of a white button down shirt and black slacks. He gave a bit of a chuckle.]

He certainly has his moments, though he can't juggle to save his life.

1/2

[happyberry]

[ Oh, wait. That smile is gone suddenly when Mitsuhide shows himself. She looks stunned, dazed almost, before, uh— ...kind of screaming. ]

Heeeeeehhhh—!!

2/2

[happyberry]

[ And then, with a sudden urgency and seriousness that's not unbecoming of her, but the bright smile seemed more typical, surely. What an animated girl. And... an odd girl. ]

How tall are you?!