[voice], UN: whatever

[scotch_egg]

[there is a pause for a moment and when he begins to speak his voice is rough]

Right. Assuming this isn't just another bloody fever dream that I'll wake up from to find myself pitched into... I don't know, some scifi or whatever--

What is the best way to get on here? What should I avoid? Is there a way to skip all this horseshit and go home?

[there is a violent sneeze followed by a soft groan]

And I don't suppose there's some magic to cure a cold.

Comments

[scotch_egg]

Yes. Being pushed into another world is not the strangest thing that's happened to me.

[morns]

( yikes. )

what's weirder than this?

[scotch_egg]

For a while I was in a place where I thought I was someone else. I'm still not entirely convinced I'm not.

[morns]

( sounds fake, but she has no way of disproving this guy, especially as she just got dragged out of a river and given completely different powers. )

well, think all my memories are in order.

( so it's probably not that place, but then... wouldn't you think the same if your mind had been messed with? )

[scotch_egg]

Let's hope they stay that way.

But if anything changes...let me know. [he doesn't trust this place. Or any place really]

[morns]

won't be able to remember to tell you.

( just saying. memory loss would make that difficult, probably. )

[scotch_egg]

Unless you regain something that you hadn't remembered before, or something that doesn't make sense. A sibling you've unexpectedly forgotten or a life you can't remember leading before.

[morns]

( nope, Marc's still there and if they fuck with her memories on that front, there will be no one left after she finds out. )

that better not be the case.

[scotch_egg]

Let's hope it's not.