video; un: dellacacy

[sos_pilot]

Uh, hey all my party peeps. I was kinda hoping to ask for some advice, if you've got any to spare?

Back at that masquerade - major fun, by the way, would do again - we all got second magic, right? I was all, like, score, more magic! Except then I learned my second magic was... dark magic. Hexes, curses, shadow manipulation...

Here's the deal. Back home? I know one person one did all that jazz - especially the shadow stuff - and she's straight up evil... Magica De Spell. One of the worst people ever. I mean, if she ever came here? I'd be giving her nonstop punches to the face. I can give you more deets if you need, but trust me, she's called The Shadow Queen for a reason. Sooo learning that I can now do the stuff she does? Kinda made me feel icky all over. Like, I've never heard of someone using curses for good. Even the idea of using it on my enemies just ruffles my feathers.

But I know that's, like, super prejudiced and stuff! And I also know there's probably a ton of you with dark magic who do awesome work with it! So that's what I'm asking for - how to use my dark magic for good, besides fighting bad guys. I know I'll never turn into Evil De Stupidface no matter what, but, still, every little bit helps. Just whack me with the common sense bat ya'll have.

Comments

[apshot]

You're trying to apply logic to this. I think that right there might be the first problem.

[sos_pilot]

Yeah, I figured. Logic and I have rarely been good pals.

[apshot]

Why am I not surprised to hear that.

[sos_pilot]

[ Not insulted in the least. Instead - ]

See? We know each other so well already, just as I predicted we would.

1/2

[apshot]

[ The fuck... ]

[apshot]

Don't you think that's a bit of a stretch!?

[sos_pilot]

Nope! And knowing that you wanted to help me out already makes me feel so much better!

[apshot]

WHO SAYS I WAS HELPING YOU OUT!?

[sos_pilot]

Why else respond to this post at all, you adorable little tsundere?

1/4

[apshot]

TSUN

[apshot]

DE

[apshot]

RE!?

[apshot]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING TSUNDERE!?

[sos_pilot]

[ ... she's getting the feeling this was one of those 'think it, don't say it' moments. ]

... Welp, I'd better get starting on working that dark magic, I'll be seein' ya!

[apshot]

NO WAY IN HELL! YOU DON’T GET TO STIR SHIT UP THEN BOUNCE!

[sos_pilot]

Thanks for all your help! And keep an eye on your blood pressure!

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