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[emet_sulk]

[ The photograph attached to the post depicts the front of a small shop called Polydegmon's Lapidary and Brew. It's got that 'new store' look, where everything looks pristine and nothing has been touched by grime or dust settling in the corners yet. It's not the most terribly modern-looking place (look, the rent was cheap).

He wouldn't even be advertising it here if a certain someone didn't bug him to. Honestly, he could do without the publicity... ]

I am now accepting commissions as a goldsmith and alchemist. My hours are from midday to six, weekdays only. Or whatever it is you call them. No, my prices are not negotiable.

[ Attached beneath the above terse remark is the address to the store. ]

Additionally, I will NOT accept requests for items to use in warfare of any sort. At all. If I find that you have done so then I will make sure you regret it for the remainder of your days.


(ooc: Please respect that a character will suffer some kind of IC consequence if they try and use his products as IC war propaganda or in serious IC war efforts. Doubly so if they deceive him for it.

[CW: Discussions of warfare in certain threads. Please use discretion when reading.]

Comments

[seasoflight]

of course! you can count on me, darling! <3

i want to show you as soon as i get home, i'm quite excited

it seems i've picked up a new magic too, like some of the others!

[emet_sulk]

Oh yes? What might that be?

[seasoflight]

green magic!! it's so exciting! i've been having such fun visiting gardens and testing it out, and with this, i can more easily procure ingredients i need!

we could decorate the shop with beautiful blooms as well!

[emet_sulk]

'Tis a jewellery store not a florist, Felih.

[ .............. ]

As long as they don't make me sneeze whilst I work you can decorate as you please.

[seasoflight]

what's wrong with livening the place up with flowers? 3:

and i didnt realize you had allergies, darling! should i avoid certain flowers?

itt, Emet tsuns for the hundred-thousandth time

[emet_sulk]

I am not familiar with the native varieties so I will trust your judgement. You ARE a green mage now after all. Grow something that puts out less pollen than its peers.

bless felih adores this grumpy bastard

[seasoflight]

yes!! i'll make lovely pots of flowers with minimal pollen. you know, i wonder if green magic can allow me to prevent the dispersal of pollen to begin with... time to experiment!

[emet_sulk]

Indeed. I look forward to seeing your creations.