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[emet_sulk]

[ The photograph attached to the post depicts the front of a small shop called Polydegmon's Lapidary and Brew. It's got that 'new store' look, where everything looks pristine and nothing has been touched by grime or dust settling in the corners yet. It's not the most terribly modern-looking place (look, the rent was cheap).

He wouldn't even be advertising it here if a certain someone didn't bug him to. Honestly, he could do without the publicity... ]

I am now accepting commissions as a goldsmith and alchemist. My hours are from midday to six, weekdays only. Or whatever it is you call them. No, my prices are not negotiable.

[ Attached beneath the above terse remark is the address to the store. ]

Additionally, I will NOT accept requests for items to use in warfare of any sort. At all. If I find that you have done so then I will make sure you regret it for the remainder of your days.


(ooc: Please respect that a character will suffer some kind of IC consequence if they try and use his products as IC war propaganda or in serious IC war efforts. Doubly so if they deceive him for it.

[CW: Discussions of warfare in certain threads. Please use discretion when reading.]

Comments

[corpsewarblade]

Yeah thank you, I'll definitely keep that in mind- always needing some good jewellery to go with the outfits I'm modelling :)

[Yup... definitely keeping up that act.]

What kinda accessories can you make? I'm totally curious.

[emet_sulk]

Necklaces, bracelets, rings and the like. I put them together by hand, just so you know. I only use alchemy to fashion the individual parts such as the chains and settings. It saves having to rely upon a smith.

[corpsewarblade]

Oh wow- yeah I'm definitely gonna have to come by and see for myself. That sounds awesome!

[emet_sulk]

If you have some specific designs in mind you would like to see, I will try to follow them as best I can.

The challenge will give me something to occupy my time with.

[corpsewarblade]

I mean ngl I'd love to see some cute bunny designs~ sound like something you'd be up for?

[emet_sulk]

Hmm. I'm not entirely certain I can design something...'cute'.

Do you have an example of what you would like?

Poor dude getting roped into making cute bunny accessories for a fake model

[corpsewarblade]

So like I wanna change up my hair accessories but not too much?

Here's what I've got going at the moment.

[She's sending him a cute selfie.]

he doesn't even know how to do 'cute' ;(

[emet_sulk]

I see... I believe I will need to ask a second opinion on how to design something suitable, but fashioning the jewellery itself will not be an issue.

How do you plan to style your hair?

Haha I wish him luck

[corpsewarblade]

You're amazing!! Thank you~

What'd you think? Like, the pigtails look is cute but think I could pull off a nice ponytail too?

[emet_sulk]

'Twould certainly give off an air of a woman ready to work. Most will tie up their hair that way if they are about to engage in some form of labour, do they not?

[ A 'working woman' look can be cute, right? Right?? ]

[corpsewarblade]

That's true, I've not done much with the whole working look, and it'd be good to have something a little more practical for questing, right?

[It's fine, she has no idea what she's doing either.]

[emet_sulk]

Just so. If you truly wished to be practical then you would cut your hair short. But I suppose your hair itself is part of your image.

[corpsewarblade]

[She wishes she could wear her short hair out!!]

NO WAY I WOULD NEVER

[emet_sulk]

Good. Else I would not be able to make accessories for you.

[ Wow, was that a joke? ]

[corpsewarblade]

[Wow, she didn't know he could joke!]

Haha good point ;)

Anyway I'll have to come visit sometime soon and see how its all going- but seriously, congrats again.

[emet_sulk]

Thank you. I shall endeavour not to disappoint.