text; un: goemon

[wantsnudes]

There appears to be a strange rumour circulating that I am dead.

I would like to publicly assure anyone who knows me that it is certainly not the case. The person accused was assisting me while I was unconscious, not dragging my corpse away to hide the evidence.

If none of this means a thing to you, please disregard this message.


[ooc note: Yusuke is back from his canon update! If you want to opt out of spoilers for Persona 5 Strikers, please use his permissions post here.]

Comments

text; un: coolguykeigo

[asano_san]

They were dragging you around while you were unconscious! That's still suspicious!

[wantsnudes]

I fell asleep.

[asano_san]

How heavy of a sleeper are you?

text, un: selcouth

[sulit]

Hmm. That sounds like something a kidnapper would write.

How do we know the owner of this account is actually still alive? Maybe you are the accused people, and you're covering your tracks even more~

[wantsnudes]

I could switch my camera on to show you, but I don't recognise your username, so you'd no doubt claim I was not the supposed victim in this situation regardless.

Please don't muddy the waters further with needless speculation.

[sulit]

You can't blame me for trying, when you made it so easy.

And it was a pretty exciting set up for a murder mystery. Daring, you know? Dragging the body away in broad daylight, and then posing as the victim.

text / UN: konpeito_oni

[konpeito_aji]

Welcome back from the dead. [Clearly the only correct response to such disambiguation.]

1/2

[wantsnudes]

Thank you.

[wantsnudes]

Wait did you not read a word of what I wrote? I was not dead!

[konpeito_aji]

[BRB Laughing too hard!]

Does that happen often here?

[He doesn't clarify "dying" or falling unconscious, because of course not!]

Text; UN: CalamityHawk

[wherethewindtakesme]

I am happy to hear you have recovered.

[He's just polite to comment like that.]

[wantsnudes]

Thank you. I am sorry for any concern I've caused.

[wherethewindtakesme]

Were you unconscious for a long time?</font?

un: Rocketman

[vrepit_no]

Yusuke! There you are! I was getting really worried. Are you alright?

[wantsnudes]

[Give him a second to remember who that username belongs to, aaand...]

You are Shiro-san, yes? I am very sorry for the trouble, and I am certain my familiar is sorry as well. Although I am confused, I'm otherwise well.

[vrepit_no]

Oh, yeah, it's Shiro. Sorry, I forgot we haven't texted yet.
Good. I'm glad you're alright. That's what matters. Mind if I ask what you're confused about?

text - un:IZZYGRRRL83

[notwearingthekeds]

What the hell is wrong with this place?

[wantsnudes]

Magic and familiars are capable of many unexpected things, it seems.

[notwearingthekeds]

So your familiar made you dead for a while?

Text; un: koromaru

[whatsamada]

[To troll or not to troll. That was the question here.]

Are you sure? How do I know you're not a zombie?

[wantsnudes]

[Yusuke also can't tell if this is a troll... The text struggle.]

I most certainly am not.

[whatsamada]

How do I know you're not?

[Just saying]

[fangirls]

[ You know, it's good that he's not dead, and she's glad, BUT -- ]

WHAAAAAT

[ Then, even more helpfully: ]

y was some1 dragging u?? (」°ロ°)」 r u ok???????

[wantsnudes]

Yes, I'm quite all right. I fell asleep in the street, but the assistance rendered unto me has drawn suspicion. I wanted to clear the air of any assumption of wrongdoing on their part.

[fangirls]

well ya thats pretty weird

but hey Im glad ur ok, thats all that matters right?? (≧∇≦)/