eightfoldfiend: (My Kinsey Scale rating is "log2(3)")
Yuber ([personal profile] eightfoldfiend) wrote in [community profile] avalononline2021-04-14 09:52 am

voice; un: stranger

(cw: sickness and the frustrated war devil will probably be saying gross, violent things in comments.)


[A guttural wheeze.]


If one more person tells me--

[Sneeze.]

--that I need to calm down and learn to be human I'll burn this whole city to the ground.

[This has been a PSA.]
thirdwisestar: (an infinite variety of circumstances)

[personal profile] thirdwisestar 2021-04-22 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you get sick now, so I would suggest finding a healer or someplace that offers, what? Medicine for a cold, is it?

Don't tell me you were out in the rain too long.

[ Of course, Caesar sounds like he finds that possibility hilarious rather than worrisome. In all honesty, he understandably isn't worried about Yuber's general health, so. Yeah. ]
thirdwisestar: (a kingdom that has once been destroyed)

[personal profile] thirdwisestar 2021-04-22 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah, so you keep saying, but if you want to live to get out of here, you do need to at least understand the limits of human health.

[ See? He's helping. He did say he would help, doesn't this count? ]

Standing in the rain or freezing cold or even high heats too long will all do you harm. Now, I don't actually care if you do yourself harm, but I imagine you really don't want to be sick the entire time you're stuck here.
thirdwisestar: (one may know how to conquer)

[personal profile] thirdwisestar 2021-04-23 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd tell you to go expand your wardrobe to include an oilskin or two but you probably don't know what that means, either.

[ Or he'd go slaughter some innocent tailor for one, which would be bad. ]

Where are you staying?
thirdwisestar: (look it's not MY fault you're an idiot)

[personal profile] thirdwisestar 2021-04-25 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Alright. Don't leave yet, okay? And don't make me regret this.

[ Not that he'll be showing up at Yuber's door immediately. He has to suffer the rain himself to track down a herbalist's store or something and then offer to sweep some floors and put stock away in return for cold medicine for his "poor, sick friend". Is Yuber worth his effort? Probably not but maybe, in some slim possibility, he can tame the psycho into someone a little more palatable for their stay here.

Would Chris approve? Nope. That's why he won't be mentioning it to her.

But about an hour later, room 277 will be getting a knock on the door.
]
thirdwisestar: (feign disorder and crush him)

[personal profile] thirdwisestar 2021-04-26 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wow, alright, that's... a look. Caesar goes from staring at the skeletal dragon — seriously considering turning to run at the sight of that but it doesn't attack, so, he stands his ground — to the ruined hotel room behind the poor thing to, of course, Yuber. In a bathrobe. Not a look he was expecting and also not one he ever wanted to see.

Unsurprisingly, he makes a face at the entire situation he's arrived at.
]

Typically, when someone asks where you're staying, they mean to drop by at some point.

[ Since Yuber continually reminds him that he has no idea how being a person works here. His gaze drops back down to the dragon. He stares at it a bit longer this time, then drops into a crouch before it and holds the little bag he brought with him out to it.

If this familiar is as obnoxiously clever as his own, it probably understands him.
]

For his fever and the rest. Mix one sachet of the stuff with water and make sure he drinks it every six hours. There should be enough for three days. It won't cure anything outright but it'll make the symptoms more bearable.

[ It'll also make him sleepy. Caesar leaves that out. It can be a fun surprise for later. ]
thirdwisestar: (a kingdom that has once been destroyed)

[personal profile] thirdwisestar 2021-05-02 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, calm down. It's medicine.

[ With the familiar taking the bag, he's free to stand back up and dust himself off. Not that it helps. He's a little damp from the rain, not dusty, but it's an automatic motion, a habit. ]

Just follow the directions I gave your weird bone dragon and it'll help with your illness. See, that's the thing about mortals. Sure, we're weak to a lot of stuff, but we've also figured out ways to survive all of that same stuff, like colds, for instance.

Even a mortal child can manage one of those with less whining than you've done.
thirdwisestar: (if not quick I am lost)

[personal profile] thirdwisestar 2021-05-04 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ This is what Caesar gets for dropping his guard. Being sick hardly makes Yuber less dangerous. If anything, it makes him like a wounded animal, cornered, terrified, and vicious, and it's a hard lesson to learn but learn he will when he fails to duck back fast enough. The hand closes around his throat before he can dodge away and his own hands immediately fly up to grab at the demon's fingers, trying in vain to pry them off.

Don't panic, don't panic, wow, it is really hard not to panic, but he is still a Silverberg. It's not as though he'd never anticipated this might happen, even if he'd been foolish enough not to consider it for right this moment.

He does struggle against the grip but he doesn't waste his breath trying to talk. Not verbally, anyway. Instead, he lashes out with his mental voice, trying to push something, anything, useful out of these cognitive powers he's been granted.
]

Let go!

[ At first he does sound scared, even in his own head, in Yuber's head, but when he tries again, he looks up to meet the demon's gaze, and this time, he shoves the idea of letting him go at him with every ounce of magical strength he has. Not much, admittedly, right now, but what else can he do? ]

I... said... let go of me, right now!
thirdwisestar: (fear cloaked in courage)

[personal profile] thirdwisestar 2021-05-04 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ And as soon as those fingers part from his neck, Caesar stumbles back and away a few steps before grabbing ahold of the doorjamb to keep himself from falling over foolishly on his rear end. His other hand flies to his throat, making sure it's still there and wholly intact... it is... a relief.

But the whole time, he's staring right back at Yuber, trying to make sense of what just happened. It worked? That worked? Or had the demon simply decided against killing him right here, right now?
]

You... actually listened. Huh.
thirdwisestar: (fight on your own terms or not at all)

[personal profile] thirdwisestar 2021-05-04 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Funny way of showing it...

[ He grumbles, still rubbing his neck. ]

Look, just take the medicine. I already told your familiar how it works. Or don't. Honestly, it's up to you how much you want to suffer.

[ And with that, he isn't going to stick around much longer. Caesar turns to leave, stepping back out into the hotel hallway. ]