eightfoldfiend: (My Kinsey Scale rating is "log2(3)")
Yuber ([personal profile] eightfoldfiend) wrote in [community profile] avalononline2021-04-14 09:52 am

voice; un: stranger

(cw: sickness and the frustrated war devil will probably be saying gross, violent things in comments.)


[A guttural wheeze.]


If one more person tells me--

[Sneeze.]

--that I need to calm down and learn to be human I'll burn this whole city to the ground.

[This has been a PSA.]
konpeito_aji: (mrrrr)

1/2

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2021-04-16 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, with magic? [MAGIC.]

[He waves a hand. He doesn't want to get too into it. It's fuzzy anyway, because anything with Akechi is always going to be.]
The war is two-fold. Underground, and with other realms. It's more subtle these days. Worse than dealing with ninjas. [He has no idea how much that means to Yuber.] All information, and even worse politically than what I'm used to fielding. [Weary sigh.] If you haven't met, or heard of other versions of yourself, you could miss the undercurrents entirely. [Oda has declared war... on himself. Don't... don't ask.]

The magic of this realm doesn't translate others' well, so if you're hoping to get it back, don't waste your time. I haven't determined yet if that's natural causes or someone's active decision, but I doubt the latter. Too much to lose with filters like that, and no sense enabling new power if the point is just to restrict it entirely -- at least not without demanding subservience.

It is curious that you got healing without soldiers to heal though. Perhaps because you can already kill with traditional means? [Will. Life. He's thinking.]

[Nope, he's at a loss too.]
konpeito_aji: (Smug son of a bitch)

2/2

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2021-04-16 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Shields. [He's 95% sure he's got it now.] So you can guard yourself without soldiers, and play neutral instigator in the wars without allying any direction. Maximum chaos.

[A grin.] At least that's fun, right? [Should he be encouraging a demon to fight him? Probably not, but since that's ALL Oda ever seems to do on the flipside of adding them to his army and expecting them to cut him down 24/7, (see Akechi Mitsuhide) he's just like that.]
Edited 2021-04-16 15:48 (UTC)
konpeito_aji: (Violence is always the answer)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2021-04-17 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nothing's like a battlefield, truly.]

So no greater ambitions of your own?
konpeito_aji: (dangerous dance)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2021-04-17 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
How boring. That's simple enough. Kill yourself. But it's boring.

If you don't like being sick, I can promise it can get so much worse.
konpeito_aji: (Say that after you win a round)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2021-04-17 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh good, that's more interesting!]

[Literally, only Oda's thoughts on this.]


Oh good. [Rests both his hands behind his neck.] What's your work at home anyway?
konpeito_aji: (amused)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2021-04-17 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Me. Apparently you. Since you're eager to get back to it.
konpeito_aji: (Smug son of a bitch)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2021-04-18 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Good thing you can do that here.

But I assume there's something specific about your home you miss. Aside from being weaker and your shift in magic.
konpeito_aji: (destiny)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2021-04-20 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Then what's the problem?

[HONESTLY, Oda Nobunaga is the same exact way, and he doesn't have a supernatural excuse! He's just fucking crazy. Bored to murderous with NO given triggers! So alas(?) he thinks Yuber is more cool/fun/stable than a lot of otherwise "normal" people...]
konpeito_aji: (playing the fool is my job not yours)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2021-04-23 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nods! He can understand that.] Do you think the time will be stasis while you're here?

What are the odds of them coming here?
konpeito_aji: (Caped confidence)

[personal profile] konpeito_aji 2021-04-24 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Small smirk.] I suppose it's just a matter of time then.

[He could suggest killing Yuber's familiar, but... that seems like a bad idea.]

Don't wear yourself out with useless fights. If getting home is your ultimate goal, then you'll need to focus your energies.