text; un: ruffestrabbit

[zunge]

i'm bored

what's the weirdest thing you've eaten? weird by your standards, weird by someone else's standards, either way. I don't care.

for me it was leopard.

Comments

text : un; dellacacy

[sos_pilot]

Moon rocks. Would not recommend, but I needed a break from black licorice flavored oxygen-infused gum.

[zunge]

The hell... One would think moon rocks would be too vile and lacking in nutrition to bother with.

text; un: wolfcountry

[impostorsyndrome]

D'yavol Tron. That's a species of frost hydra.

It's also my familiar, which feels more than a little awkward sometimes. I think he knows.

Leopard's up there in weird. How was it?

[zunge]

If he can read, he's bound to find out anyway.

Different. It wasn't bad. Not as good as meat from herbivores.

text; un: dunmer dragonborn

[fireandhoney]

I ate a bee once. Had a nice crunch to it.

[zunge]

Did it sting you?

text; un: firstfallen

[corruptedsave]

I'd have to say that snail pie wins out for weirdest for me.

It was actually pretty okay.

[zunge]

ah

I wouldn't put them in pie but I hear snails are a delicacy in some places

text | un: octavinelle

[dottedline]

Deep fried chocolate bars. They sold them at a festival my first year of school and they were fascinating.

[zunge]

That sounds revolting.

text; un; Pidge

[pidgewidgeon]

Probably the cookies that Hunk made that ended up somehow doubling as scaultrite lenses for our teludav.

[ There's a pause before a follow up text comes in ]

It's a wormhole device. It was an entire thing.

[zunge]

...If you were aiming to make someone go What The Fuck at all of that, congrats.

UN: Konpeito-oni

[konpeito_aji]

How was it?

I've always had poison testers around, and didn't want to put them through much headaches, but now I'm curious what I could get away with here.

[zunge]

Not as good as herbivore meat, but it wasn't bad. Served extremely fresh.

text; un: adler

[disasdeer]

Deer.

[ yep... ]

[zunge]

...I would ask, but it seems like the sort of question you wouldn't answer.

text; un:coolguykeigo

[asano_san]

How do you eat a leopard?

[zunge]

How do you eat a pig?

text; un: fireprince

[rediscovering]

do drinks count?? like half a dozen flavors of that crappy Arizona commoner tea all mixed together..
it was foul, it had a texture.....

[zunge]

it's not what I had in mind but if it was that foul...

never heard of Arizona tea. must be from America. America has some shitty food.

un: Helios

[fruitknife]

Oh, that'd be the shit available on one of the world-hops last place I was stuck. They were post-two apocalyptic events and down to about two dozen life forms. Total. Most of the food was various molds.

Don't recommend it.

Also: That is not the weirdest thing I've ever cooked, but I didn't eat the weirdest thing I've ever cooked.

Re: un: Helios

[zunge]

given what mold can do it's surprising they had any life forms left at all

tell me they had fancy cheese made with mold

text; Sarge

[justlittle]

Is this seriously something people brag about? Eating unusual foods? You should be happy to have food to eat at all.

[zunge]

yeah go take your virtue signaling somewhere else I literally don't give a fuck

text; un: beaumains

[beaumains]

Gamalost, for sure. Honestly, nothing you can imagine prepares you for what it actually feels like to eat.

[zunge]

Gama-what?

un: prismpink | text

[prismatically]

chocolate bar + tomato sauce + ham + cheese on a sandwich.

i don't even have an excuse. i was just like "how would all these lunchable things taste together at once?" the answer is Not Good

[zunge]

one of the more revolting things someone's mentioned here

was there throwing up, food poisoning or stomachache?

text, un: filament

[omnicrafter]

There's just something about eating carnivorous big cats that is the strangest thing, regardless of the flavor.

Top predators, indeed.

(It was coeurl, for me.)

[zunge]

what is a coeurl?

Video; UN: Wildflower

[madcuriosity]

Well... I didn't ACTUALLY get a chance to eat it because we had been introduced to one another. But I tried to eat a leg of mutton that could speak.

forever text i'm sorry he's a text person

[zunge]

you've got to be joking

[firstsaderesponder]

any kind of hijikata special.

even dog food is better

[zunge]

...Hijikata... you mean like that Shinsengumi guy? the one obsessed with mayo?