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[saxum]

If I may pose a hypothetical question.

For a being that has existed many a millenia, what would be information most pertinent to their enjoyment of a... modernized life?

[ Yeah this absolutely has nothing to do with him. He's not 6,000 years old and still doesn't understand how to use the microwave in his inn room, nope. ]

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[concierto]

[Aww, come now! Give Venti the phone so he can tastefully rearrange his contacts...! Or- show him how to use the camera setting. Yeah.]

A picture speaks a thousand words, Zhongli. I only want to keep one of yours! Don't hold back on me now.

[Ehe.]

And most taverns and bars do include drinking one way or another. Care for an evening of drinks with me?

[saxum]

[ Why keep a picture of him, he's not going anywhere... we're both immortal Venti. ]

I see the reasoning to your liking of this karaoke then. I shall have to decline your offer. I'm not interested in watching you make a fool of yourself in front of others.

[concierto]

[Why is Zhongli rejecting his date?? It's totally innocent.

He sighs softly and dramatically.]

I wouldn't be making a fool of myself, it's merely a test of this world's traditions! Isn't that important to you, Zhongli? Experiencing the world as it's meant to be? Learning what a modernized life truly means?

[saxum]

[ This fuckin drunkard twink. ]

While I cannot doubt I am curious to understand this particular land's customs, being so vastly different from our world completely, I am hesitant to throw myself into the deepest recesses of base indulgences.

[ God of Freedom? More like God of Booze. ]

However I would be remiss to ignore this opportunity. Occupy yourself as you see fit, bard. If I accompany you it shall be only once. Not for your sake, or the sake of your drinking habits.

[concierto]

And here I thought you'd be happy enough to share a drink and a chat with an old friend... Alas. How long has it been now? Maybe retirement has made you even more fickle.

[Zhongli, stop being an old stick in the mud and go on a date night with him wtf.]

If you do end up showing your face, I hope you know I won't let you get away without listening to a song, at least! We can't have you meandering around without any knowledge of what real karaoke is. I'm only trying to help!

[Even if Venti himself is still learning what "real karaoke" is-]