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[saxum]

If I may pose a hypothetical question.

For a being that has existed many a millenia, what would be information most pertinent to their enjoyment of a... modernized life?

[ Yeah this absolutely has nothing to do with him. He's not 6,000 years old and still doesn't understand how to use the microwave in his inn room, nope. ]

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[saxum]

Are there individuals who falsify being of such an age?

[ Someone would do that? Just lie on the internet like that? ]

I cannot say I do very much in regards to caring for myself physically. But, perhaps the wine has helped to some degree.

[arf]

Uh- no, it's a term for people who grew up around the turn of the millenia. It was a joke, because you're millenia old!

[ He's funny, damnit!

(Okay, there's a reason he's not in the comedy troupe.) ]

Wine?!

[saxum]

I was unaware it had been decided to select a new term for those of us that have aged beyond the youth. Does the word "old" no longer suffice?

[ Zhongli, also, sometimes can be funny. ]

Yes, wine, though I do not partake very often any longer. My taste is particular. A good tea is enough suitable to my liking nowadays.

[arf]

Oh yeah, after the "stop labeling me!" trends stopped, we started labeling everything constantly and without mercy. The "Old" label doesn't have the gravity of how old you are. You're like a Super-Great-Grandpa.

[ Exactly how many generations that constitutes is questionable. ]

I bet there's a good half-and-half drink with tea and wine in it. Like milk tea but with wine.

[saxum]

In theory you would be correct, however, I have never fathered children.

[ He's a fake Super-Great-Grandpa. :( ]

And please, I may enjoy a wine on occasion, but I am not a drunkard. Tea should be enjoyed as intended.

[arf]

That's okay. I will adopt you as my emotional Super-Great-Grandpa.

[ Don't be sad and alone without a family, Zhongli, Taichi will adopt you.. ]

Tea is good! But it's always fun to try new things, right? Hehe, though I guess that kind of attitude about experimenting is what makes you Super-Great-Grandpa.

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[saxum]

[saxum]

[ There's a warm, deep chuckle. ]

I've gone by many titles, but never one of this sort. I thank you and shall accept it. What is your name?

[arf]

Nanao Taichi! You can just call me Taichi, or give me a nickname if you want.

[ Because everything he's learned about this man is that he's definitely the nicknaming sort?? Look he's just giving the option. ]

[saxum]

The name given to you upon birth is precious, however as you have taken to adopting me as a grandfather, I suppose it is only most suitable to use the title those of my land refer upon their grandchildren. May I call you "sūn"?

[arf]

Like your son!?

[ At least that's the impression he's getting? Maybe he's wrong. He's really bad at languages. Like, most of them. ]

Sure!

[saxum]

[ Ah, no... that's not.... you know what? Sure, he'll let him believe that's what he meant. ]