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[morganknight]

[Hey, it's this guy, rocking it selfie style as he leans against a handy wall.]

Hey everyone! I'm Morgan, and I've been studying martial arts for a while now. I know a lot of us showed up here without any of the magic or powers we had back home, some people never had any, and some aren't used to protecting themselves the way the quests and general area around here expects. So for people who'd like, I'm offering to teach.

'Course martial arts also offers confidence, good health, discipline, and a side of acupressure massage technique if that's a selling point. And if you already know some I'm happy to work with you to improve them more, and maybe my own too at that rate.

Open invitation, and no hurry. Just drop me a line here if you'd like.

[Peace sign right before he ends the message.]

Comments

[morganknight]

No, no, no. My massage techniques provide real therapeutic benefits, which you could use. Getting to touch a cute girl is a side benefit, not the purpose!

[unhappy]

It's still a benefit, I'm not giving you an inch.

[morganknight]

And here I thought we were developing such a rapport. I'm wounded to the quick.

[unhappy]

Oh, you're a dog. Suddenly it all makes sense.

[ She knows it's an actual phrase, but it's also what the little spot under a dog's nails are, so she's not gonna pass up an attempt to be rude to him. ]

[morganknight]

[It's what all nailbeds technically are, hush!]

Ouch. Have I really been so boorish, with the board games and the conversation?

[unhappy]

[ Ye but that's not as insulting as she wants to be! ]

Yeah, absolutely.

[ He hasn't. ]

[morganknight]

Horrors! [He totally believes this, Em, honestly.] However can I make it up to you?