voice | un: homeros

[leitstern]

People of Avalon, I approach you with a conundrum.

[Five seconds pass until he remembers what he wants to say. Ten seconds elapse before he remembers how to talk. He leans backwards and stares at the ceiling. The drag on his voice feels like a lump in his throat, forcing him to squeeze out word after word.]

My compatriot and I have reached an impasse and it is my avowed hope you can break the deadlock. He is... refuting the evident need for a new byname for the network. I maintain his favoured sobriquet is suitable only to be laughed at.

[A breather. He loosens his tie and begins counting. Eight seconds, no more.]

I want you to advise him to cease being stubborn and listen to his old friend. It would be for his own good.

[The mic is left running as he stands up and stumbles offscreen. His words continue dragging on at a crawl.]

Obsidian36 is truly undignified and improper, Hendrik. Believe me, nobody would suspect you of being a horse.

Voice; un: koromaru

[whatsamada]

[Here, people will hear Ken giving a mumble or two before speaking up.]

Maybe I’m overthinking this but what are you suppose to do for your 14th birthday here? I know I’m no longer a kid but it’s strange to know that I’m not even an adult either.

I think there’s something I need to fulfill but I’m not even sure what it is at that age.

[He said before giving a sigh]

Tell me, how do you handle being a kid but realizing you’re getting older?

And now for something completely different / VIDEO / un: gentlerose

[reincarnatedprince]

[Usagi had meant to post about Mamoru being around. She had even started the video...! But Mamoru had a confused question just as she was about to start introducing him.]

Usako, do you know what's twerking? I got some spell but I have no idea what that even is...


Huh? Oh! It's like this...! [The camera then moves as if she's showing him how to twerk as she hums some tune to it.]


[Mamoru still looks confused, but now it's mostly because what even is this spell about. He starts moving his hips to twerk.]

Like this...?

[Congratulations, Mamoru, you have just used your magic on the whole network. This wasn't the Mamoru introduction post Usagi was planning on!!

Eventually Mamoru will stop testing the moves and they both will realize it's recording, but for now enjoy the show.]



[OOC: Answers will also come from Usagi (starshaper). Fun Fact: 4th walling the both is OK! They're open about it anyway.

Twerk Magic: Enchant your booty so that when you twerk, people are physically unable to look away.]

Video | un: robin

[wolfhunted]

[The video opens to show Robyn sitting by the window in her room at the Inn. There are some craft supplies on the windowsill behind her, namely some pieces of white cloth and a pair of scissors. Robyn herself is holding a needle and thread, since she's working on making a teru teru bozu.]

Is anybody else makin' these...teru teru things? I don't like sewin' much, but I wanted to make some anyway. We had so much rain in April, it would be nice to have more sun. I hope those storm sprites will like them.

[And also because she wants to see a tiny fairy wedding outside her window. No matter how strange things can get here, she still gets excited about what she's heard in stories, including fairies.]

I can make the bodies just fine, but... [Robyn snips the end off her thread with the scissors and turns the teru teru bozu towards the camera. The face she's tried to sew on it has a rather crooked smile.] I can't get the faces right. Does anyone have any advice?

[Merlyn, Robyn's falcon, is perched on her chair and cheeps something to Robyn that makes her give him an exasperated look.] Oh, as if you know anythin' about sewin', smarty-feathers.

video; un:119

[alchemists]

[ Elfnein's got a pile of cut out cloth, rubber bands and cotton filling all in neat stacks, she's been making lots of Teru Teru Bozu and trying to decorate them to look like people she knows. ]

If anyone needs help with making Teru Teru Bozu I can offer some of my supplies and guidance.

[ She's putting the finishing touches on one with a little bow and a smiling face. ]

This sort of activity is common where I'm originally from!

video; un: RRRrrrr

[wuf]

[ On video appears Razor, covered in a typical layer of dirt. He's underneath a few trees, but he seems pretty relaxed. Even though he's smiling, he seems thoughtful. There is something different, though. On top of his head are two silver-grey wolf ears, matching so closely the shade of his hair. Not visible: a tail wagging furiously in the background.

Someone's gotten good at partial transformations.

He seems pretty happy about this particular one, too. ]

Better at magic!

[ But that's not why he's here. He has something more important... ]

And, have question. Want to learn... to read. Will help with quests.

[ He looks briefly concerned. ]

And lots. Can give meat for help!

[ So he's not asking for this for free. ]

Good hunter.