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And now for something completely different / VIDEO / un: gentlerose

[Usagi had meant to post about Mamoru being around. She had even started the video...! But Mamoru had a confused question just as she was about to start introducing him.]

Usako, do you know what's twerking? I got some spell but I have no idea what that even is...

Huh? Oh! It's like this...! [The camera then moves as if she's showing him how to twerk as she hums some tune to it.]

[Mamoru still looks confused, but now it's mostly because what even is this spell about. He starts moving his hips to twerk.]

Like this...?

[Congratulations, Mamoru, you have just used your magic on the whole network. This wasn't the Mamoru introduction post Usagi was planning on!!

Eventually Mamoru will stop testing the moves and they both will realize it's recording, but for now enjoy the show.]

[OOC: Answers will also come from Usagi (

starshaper). Fun Fact: 4th walling the both is OK! They're open about it anyway.

Twerk Magic: Enchant your booty so that when you twerk, people are physically unable to look away.]

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[This face, guys. Just... this face. She has no idea where those two learned that dance, and she should NOT be gazing at her prince and absolutely not boyfriend's butt like that, but... she can't look away. WHY can't she look away?!]

[Mamoru is very red because he realized his dance moves were shown on the network. Oh dear.]

Sorry, I had no idea Usako was about to film me.

[OH THANK GOD HE STOPPED.]

I-I... i-it's fine, I just... That was...

[Can she use Elemental magic to have the earth swallow her whole? That sounds good right about now.]

[She's lucky to have such magic, he can't do that.]

In any case, this was in no way your fault. So you don't have to worry about it.

Y-yeah... thanks. I... you shouldn't worry either. I accidentally asked the whole island for dating advice when I meant to ask just a few friends.

[Although really, maybe he should worry a bit, THAT DANCING IS TOO POWERFUL.]

[At least he actually needs to ... cast the spell again if he ever wanted to use it again? He hopes?? Or will he always have amazing hip work that people will stare now?]

Did you at least get good advice?

[A shy nod.]

Yeah... a lot of the people here are really nice.

I've come to notice that, even if I haven't been here that long yet.

[Nod nod.]

Whiiich probably means this'll blow over after a while. Maybe.

[She says, while she and others are still talking about her incident about two months later.]

I certainly hope so. That or that not too many people saw this.

[Oh no... Usagi can't really look away either but then again, that's Mamoru so why would Usagi even look away???]

S-Sorry, Mako-chan, it wasn't supposed be posted anywhere!

[Yeeeaaah just gonna keep rubbing the back of her neck.]

It's-- I mean you know I've been there. [See: the Naoto incident.] That's... definitely a new dance.

[Twerking was around in the 90s, but only in New Orleans at that point.]

Yeah, these sure happen sometimes, let's hope these won't happen too often though! [Probably not the last time, or at least not going to promise it would be that.] Nooooot my favorite dance from that other world, I can tell you that much! How do they even call that a dance?? Do they even call that a dance??

[Not the point! Sheepish laughter here, why is this happening? ]

I just happened to be recording for something else but then we got distracted...

Recording for something else...?

[Does she WANT to know...?!]

[Does she? Maybe it's something worse than this post... Or not, judging by how the topic change seems to make her all excited about it.]

Mm~! I was about to tell the whole world about my one and only most amazing, handsome, intelligent fiancé arriving recently, so that everyone could easily come say hello here!♥

Maybe not in those words, and there would have been more words and everything but that -- that was the point of recording him there!

OH! [So still a SFW thing!] Yeah, yeah that makes way more sense!

Right?! I just want to post cute things with him or do cute things with him without posting all of them, this is so unfair. [She'll get over it!]

Some modern dances are so weird... Do you think people will forget this soon?

Ah, well... [She thinks about how Naoto and others STILL tease her about her network fiasco...] ... Maybe?

[... Yeah no, still can't lie her way out of a paper bag.]

[Oh... Oh no... That doesn't sound very -- what's the word? Reassuring? Maybe, but that may be the least important part here. Now her face is going all red again.]

W-well, I guess there are worse things on the Internet and worse first impressions too. Or I hope so at least.

[As if Usagi doesn't enjoy teasing everyone else too, so not like she can really blame anyone if they'll ever tease her about this?]

Yeah! Yeah, there's been worse on here, don't worry.

[Still... it's VERY memorable!]

[ ... with Makoto already commenting there and all, it's clear it was posted somewhere but... maybe it just went to somewhere like insta stories or housemates?? ]

Oh no, I didn't mean to do that!

[ Smart phones aren't so smart after all!! ]

Well, what happened, happened. Why exactly were you filming me anyway?

Oh!

[She claps her hands together excitedly like she totally forgot about the whole accidental post with that question. And she's looking at Mamoru like she might still think she's dreaming the whole thing about him being here.]

To tell the whole world about my most amazing fiancé, who is finally here after all of these months of me being here and there without him and how everyone should meet you and so on~

Oh.

[He shouldn't be surprised. He really shouldn't.]

That's definitely something you would do. If you really want to do it, still, I can always help with it.

Is that supposed to be a form of dancing?

[Normally he wouldn't bother with something like this, but he can't stop watching for some reason ...]

[At least he stopped after he realized it was being broadcasted. Now he just looks embarrassed.]

Apparently... it's the first I ever heard of it. Nothing like I've done before.

It is not something I have ever seen before.

[And that he ever cares to see again.]

But I imagine you did not mean to have it broadcasted across this network.

[He can only nod in agreement at the first one. There have been some ridiculous dances before... but nothing quite like this.]

I didn't. It was a complete accident. My apologies.

Your apology is unnecessary. But I am curious as to how that dance related to a spell?

What I was told the dancing actives the magic and apparently makes it impossible for people to look away. I'm not sure why you would need such a magic.

[Ah, well. That's a thing.]

If you are in need of immobilizing someone, I suppose that would be one way to do it.

[Oh no, more people seeing this... Oh gosh, his hair is so preeeettyyyyyyy!!]

Some modern dances are really weird.

[He has long, shiny, shoujo anime hair.]

I am unfamiliar with most, modern or old.

U...Usagi-chan!

[Ami is mortified for them by what's being apparently broadcast to everyone, and she's waving her hands frantically in front of the feed trying to get them to stop.]

You're showing that to everyone on the network!

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[Mamoru looks embarrassed once the video is dealt with and just avoids looking at the camera.]

Thanks... too bad it already got sent to everyone ever.

[Ami shakes her head and sighs.]

You gave Usagi the camera didn't you?

[In which case the outcome was inevitable really.]

Maybe not many people saw it?

Yes... but it was really just an accident. She didn't mean to post about this.

[Not that he's sure what she actually planned on posting, but.]

That's what I'm hoping for, yeah.

[Ami gives Mamoru a look and chides him gently.]

You know what Usagi is like. I'm surprised you let her within ten feet of a camera while you were...uh...practising your dance.

[Still mortified for them.]

Well you can still delete it. That might help prevent too many people from seeing it...well, unless they save and share it....

I just gave her the camera while I went to buy something and she asked for it... uh, yeah, maybe I should have thought about that.

[Or at least ask why she wanted his phone?]

That's true at least. I hope no one wants to save something like that.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT??! No way, that's so not what I meant to do!!

[Stupid smartphones and their internet connections and everything in cases like this!]

H-Hi, Ami-chan! So umm, I -- It's not true what they always say about things staying on the Internet forever, right? We can still delete this somehow, right?

[Please say yes, please say yes?!!]

[Ami winces as her ears are blasted out by Usagi. She shrugs apologetically.]

I mean, you can delete it, but it's likely been saved and shared by now. Unless it's different here, pretty much once it's online it's there forever. Sorry Usagi-chan.

I guess though it's a good lesson for next time? At least neither of you were, uh, in a more compromising situation...

[Okay, now she's blushing profusely...]

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