text; un: goemon

[wantsnudes]

There appears to be a strange rumour circulating that I am dead.

I would like to publicly assure anyone who knows me that it is certainly not the case. The person accused was assisting me while I was unconscious, not dragging my corpse away to hide the evidence.

If none of this means a thing to you, please disregard this message.


[ooc note: Yusuke is back from his canon update! If you want to opt out of spoilers for Persona 5 Strikers, please use his permissions post here.]