text | un: xiao

[whirlwindthrust]

I am in need of assistance in regards to this "smart phone" device I have been burdened with. It continues to make undesirable sounds throughout the day and into the night.

[ Okay maybe one person tends to message him throughout the night but that's neither here nor there. ]

It is bothersome. I want it to stop.

[ He has no idea how to turn the sound off or how to even turn the thing off! ]

video; un: tartaglia

[commediadellanime]

Good afternoon! I haven't met many of you yet, so - I'm Childe.

[It's another rainy day, and Childe is bored. He's been keeping himself busy, sure, but there's only so much he can do by himself!]

So, I won't bore anyone with all the details - all you really need to know is that I'm new here and I'm trying to learn the ropes of this new magic I've got. It's pretty different from what I've trained in!

So, I'd like some [test subjects] people who might be willing to help me out. I've been working on brewing potions, but I never bothered to learn much alchemy back home so I'm starting from scratch.

[He laughs brightly, seemingly not at all bothered by admitting he has no idea what he's doing.]

I've been testing them on myself, so it's nothing too dangerous if you might be worried about that. If you're interested, just let me know, and you'll be compensated for your time.

[Somehow. Childe really needs to make money, but he's... Working on it.

...Also, his definition of "too dangerous" might. Be a bit skewed.]

Thanks! And if anyone has any advice, I'd be happy to hear it.

video: un: capn_benny

[rotacalamitas]

[The camera clicks on, initially capturing a view of a partly cloudy sky. The camera moves downward, bringing its owner into view: Bennett. He's got what appears to be a pair of wings on his back.]

Hey there! Bennett here, coming to you live from the rooftops of Camelot, haha!

[He switches over from the front camera to the rear, presenting a gorgeous view of the city below, as seen from the rooftop of a building, and a particularly tall one at that, judging by how far down some of those buildings seem. How did he get up there? Don't worry about it.]

I recently got my Wind Glider back, so I thought it'd be pretty cool to get an aerial view of the city. You know, gliding high above the city, talking about some of my favorite spots here... All that fun stuff! Anyway, here I go!

[He runs, and leaps into the air off of the rooftop he's on. But rather than dropping, he seems to float in the air, suspended above the ground below while he points his phone at the sights of the city.]

So, starting off, in my opinion, the best crepes in town can be found at that place over there! [A gloved hand comes into the shot, pointing at a cafe down below.] And over there [pointing at a very wide building now] is the hospital with the friendliest staff! They don't give me grief even when I end up there for the fourth time in two weeks. Aaaand... Ah! Down there is--Whoa!?

[Suddenly, without warning, a powerful wind picks up, blowing Bennett and his glider lopsided. Knocked around, it causes him to let go of his phone, allowing it to plummet sstraight to the ground. The last thing seen before it hits the ground is Bennett's horrified expression moving farther and farther away until it hits the ground, terminating the video.

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A minute later, it comes back on, back in Bennett's hand and broadcasting his face again. There's a clear crack running down the middle of the lens, causing him to look like he's been split in two, and both the video and the audio is crackly and distorted.]


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